The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookIf you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself." -Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting-think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as "My Favorite Morons," "It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time," "The Surprising Things People Don't Know," and "Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate," this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... told them everything . Why did he squeal ? He felt the other robbers had cheated him on his fair cut of the loot . Thus , the perfect crime was thwarted by petty stupid- ity , a method of solving crimes that's responsible for filling ...
... told they'd have to drink the New Coke in 1985 . It was a soda blooper of giant proportions . The company spent two years on research , taste tests , consumer awareness studies , and focus groups , wasting $ 4 million on New Coke before ...
... told the staff that he wanted to donate his body to science . He then took out a gun and killed himself . The medical staff accepted the donation . So many rock stars die young , you'd think it Playing with Fire 73 X.
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