The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookIf you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself." -Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting-think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as "My Favorite Morons," "It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time," "The Surprising Things People Don't Know," and "Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate," this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... problem them- selves and join him in London . His sons were ages six and eight . 3 ) Hetty Green was known as the Witch of Wall Street in the 1800s because she was the cheapest millionaire in New York City . When her young son injured ...
... problems : " If someone could get off a good joke every ten days , I think our troubles would be over . " The president cracked his little joke during an economic nightmare that saw one of every four working people out of work . America ...
... problem : He stood 6 - foot - 2 while Russell was nearly 7 feet tall . Thinking fast , the fake Russell explained to the people he was try- ing to fool that he'd had shortening surgery so he could fit into his Mercedes . Disco fever ...
... problem . He'd been bitten on the tongue while kissing a rattlesnake . He was at a party . Someone had a pet snake . Adult beverages were available . Pretty soon , he was shouting , " Hey , guys , watch this . " Fang ! You'd also think ...
... problem , so he didn't even try . He just shot his rival's balloon and watched him plunge to the end of the duel and his life . In 1975 a municipal court judge in LA was annoyed by the way a police officer testified in her court . The ...