The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookIf you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself." -Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting-think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as "My Favorite Morons," "It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time," "The Surprising Things People Don't Know," and "Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate," this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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A Bathroom Book Bob Fenster. Also not getting it was a movie theater manager in South Korea , who decided that The Sound of Music was playing too long . So one evening he went up to the projection booth with a pair of scissors and ...
... movie camera . 6 ) Movie director D. W. Griffith held a similar notion , assuring Hollywood in the same year : " Speaking movies are impossible . When a century has passed , all thought of our so - called talking pictures will have been ...
... movie Bullitt , Steve McQueen's Mustang loses three hubcaps . Later , when the chase ends with his car crashing into a wall , three more hubcaps fly off . Six hubcaps on a four - wheel car ? Maybe his Mustang was cus- tomized by the ...
... Movie mogul Sam Goldwyn had a similar plan when he produced The Best Years of Our Lives , a serious film with dim box office prospects . " I don't care if it doesn't make a nickel , " Goldwyn announced . " I just want every man , woman ...
... movie opera . In 1998 administrators at a St. Louis high school prohibited the school band from playing the Jefferson Airplane song White Rabbit because the lyrics included drug references . The school band was playing an instru- mental ...