The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookIf you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself." -Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting-think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as "My Favorite Morons," "It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time," "The Surprising Things People Don't Know," and "Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate," this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... millions of Americans when he offered this solu- tion to the nation's problems : " If someone could get off a good joke ... million in damages to South Pacific islanders in 1998 when its giant freighter destroyed the island's coral reef ...
... million - dollar athlete , but no million - dollar athlete could match them . In 2006 a young man in Illinois got into the Guinness book by getting not just an earring , a nose ring , and a belly ring , but 1,016 piercings in his body ...
... millions for merchandisers who printed it boldly on buttons , bumper stickers , and T - shirts . Ball had forgotten to copyright the smiley face , so he never cashed in on royalties . He shrugged it off , saying , " I can only eat one ...
... groups , wasting $ 4 million on New Coke before admitting defeat and bringing back the Coke no one had wanted to get rid of in the first place . HI KIDS ! CHAPTER 6 Playing with Fire : I'm 70 All - Skate at the Fool - o - Drome.
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