The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookIf you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself." -Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting-think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as "My Favorite Morons," "It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time," "The Surprising Things People Don't Know," and "Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate," this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... it's good enough for the schoolchildren of Texas . " If , governor , if . King Ludwig II of Bavaria spent a fortune building the fairy tale medieval castle of Neuschwanstein in the non - medieval year 1860 . The fortune he spent on the ...
... it's a grounded spoiled . " Sure , it's like being nuts , but grounded nuts . Maybe they were hoping their daughter would someday match Hollywood's biggest child star , Shirley Temple . When America's favorite little girl turned eight ...
... its limits and for whose improvement I see no fur- ther hope . " Who was that far - sighted military genius ? Julius Frontinius , a weapons designer who helped make Rome the leading military power in the first century AD . General Joao ...
... It's not the clever creators who are to blame for what we do with the clever things we create . It's the fault of middle management . When CBS broadcast golf tourneys in 2000 , producers weren't satisfied that the golf courses were ...
... its development is suggested by the fact that during the past year no improvements of a radical nature have been introduced . " The year : 1909 . What's so unusual about a film version of the opera Carmen starring members of New York ...