The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookIf you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself." -Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting-think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as "My Favorite Morons," "It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time," "The Surprising Things People Don't Know," and "Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate," this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... girls to report to central casting , then send for the rest of the family as soon as they became big movie stars . LA authorities put the girls on the next bus home . 2 ) James Vincent Forrestal , secretary of defense after World War II ...
... girl was sure she had aced the assignment , since no one knew more about Hitchcock's films than her grandfather . When the grades came back , she got a C. Hitchcock nearly flunked his own film . Charles II , king of England , had his ...
... girl from India marry her to a dog ? They thought she was under the spell of a devil , and that was the only way to cure her . Writer Peter De Vries : " When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes , I begin to ...
... girls have since sat at drugstore fountains drinking sodas and waiting to be discovered , " entertainment columnist Sidney Skolsky said . " They only got fat from the sodas . " Why are some people rich and some not ? Preacher Jerry ...
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