The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookIf you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself." -Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting-think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as "My Favorite Morons," "It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time," "The Surprising Things People Don't Know," and "Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate," this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... American South . Hollywood not only has stupid ideas about the sitcom prospects of slav- ery , it's not too sharp when it comes to hubcaps either . During the big car chase scene in the movie Bullitt , Steve McQueen's Mustang loses ...
... American beer and send it back to Germany . Why can't Americans just learn to make better beer ? It's not the clever creators who are to blame for what we do with the clever things we create . It's the fault of middle management . When ...
... America to see it . " Officials of Apache County , New Mexico , suspected that their sheriff had misused $ 8,000 of county funds . To prove it , they brought in an outside investigator and paid him $ 100,000 to make the case that would ...
... American " was the official language of Illinois . Scientific American magazine evaluated the potential for advancement in car design and declared : " That the automobile has practically reached the limit of its development is suggested ...
... America's first rocket program . " But sometimes the paperwork is over- whelming . " A Mexican woman , posing as a plastic surgeon , opened a clinic in Mexico in 2002 and performed breast implants on a hundred women . But she used the ...