The Parlour Portfolio, Or, Post-chaise Companion: Being a Selection of the Most Amusing and Interesting Articles and Anecdotes that Have Appeared in the Magazines, Newspapers, and Other Daily and Periodical Journals, from the Year 1700, to the Present Time, Volume 1Matthew Iley, and sold, 1820 - Anecdotes |
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... performed in coaches , in waggons , or on horseback . On which several conveniences I will now give you a few of my remarks , as briefly as may be . I must own a coach and six to be a very com- modious vehicle , and a pretty convenience ...
... performed in coaches , in waggons , or on horseback . On which several conveniences I will now give you a few of my remarks , as briefly as may be . I must own a coach and six to be a very com- modious vehicle , and a pretty convenience ...
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... perform her injunc- tion , desired the favour of her to sit down a few minutes , in which time he could delineate enough of her to proceed in her command : this was for form sake only . As soon as she was gone , he happened to cast his ...
... perform her injunc- tion , desired the favour of her to sit down a few minutes , in which time he could delineate enough of her to proceed in her command : this was for form sake only . As soon as she was gone , he happened to cast his ...
Page 138
... performed every month , the teeth of the person so making use of this remedy would never decay , or be in any manner afflicted with pain . Modern Sportsmen outdone . - Nothing can be more dull than the accounts of sports and pastimes of ...
... performed every month , the teeth of the person so making use of this remedy would never decay , or be in any manner afflicted with pain . Modern Sportsmen outdone . - Nothing can be more dull than the accounts of sports and pastimes of ...
Page 139
... performed over Newmarket Heath . Spilsby Poor House Bill . " Your plan I love not ; -with a number you Have plac'd your poor , your pitiable few ; There , in one house , throughout their lives to be , The pauper palace which they hate ...
... performed over Newmarket Heath . Spilsby Poor House Bill . " Your plan I love not ; -with a number you Have plac'd your poor , your pitiable few ; There , in one house , throughout their lives to be , The pauper palace which they hate ...
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... although , for the sake of frugality , whilst living he kept no servant , whatever , but used to perform all his household offices himself . Buonaparte . -By Mr.Scott . ( FROM THE VISION OF 152 THE PARLOUR PORTFOLIO ;
... although , for the sake of frugality , whilst living he kept no servant , whatever , but used to perform all his household offices himself . Buonaparte . -By Mr.Scott . ( FROM THE VISION OF 152 THE PARLOUR PORTFOLIO ;
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Page 308 - Up flew the windows all, And every soul cried out, Well done ! As loud as he could bawl. Away went Gilpin— who but he ; His fame soon spread around — He carries weight, he rides a race, 'Tis for a thousand pound.
Page 308 - Until he came unto the Wash Of Edmonton so gay; And there he threw the Wash about On both sides of the way, Just like unto a trundling mop, Or a wild goose at play. At Edmonton his loving wife From the balcony spied Her tender husband, wondering much To see how he did ride. "Stop, stop, John Gilpin!— Here's the house !" They all at once did cry; "The dinner waits, and we are tired;"— Said Gilpin, "So am I!
Page 304 - JOHN GILPIN was a citizen Of credit and renown, A trainband captain eke was he Of famous London town. John Gilpin's spouse said to her dear, Though wedded we have been These twice ten tedious years, yet we No holiday have seen. To-morrow is our wedding day, And we will then repair Unto the Bell at Edmonton All in a chaise and pair. My sister, and my sister's child, Myself, and children three, Will fill the chaise ; so you must ride On horseback after we.
Page 305 - So three doors off the chaise was stayed, where they did all get in; Six precious souls, and all agog to dash through thick and thin.
Page 410 - Yet, oh yet, thyself deceive not; Love may sink by slow decay, But by sudden wrench, believe not Hearts can thus be torn away: Still thine own its life retaineth, Still must mine, though bleeding, beat ; And the undying thought which paineth Is — that we no more may meet.
Page 311 - Ah luckless speech, and bootless boast! For which he paid full dear; For, while he spake, a braying ass Did sing most loud and clear; Whereat his horse did snort, as he Had heard a lion roar, And gallop'd off with all his might, As he had done before.
Page 306 - John he cried, But John he cried in vain; That trot became a gallop soon, In spite of curb and rein.
Page 312 - Stop thief! stop thief! — a highwayman! Not one of them was mute; And all and each that passed that way Did join in the pursuit. And now the turnpike gates again Flew open in short space; The toll-men thinking as before That Gilpin rode a race. And so he did, and won it too, For he got first to town ; Nor stopped till where he had got up He did again get down. Now let us sing, long live the king...
Page 231 - was a yeoman, and had no lands of his own ; only he had a farm of three or four pounds by the year at the uttermost, and hereupon he tilled so much as kept half a dozen men. He had walk for a hundred sheep, and my mother milked thirty kine...
Page 159 - Ay, but to die, and go we know not where ; To lie in cold obstruction, and to rot ; This sensible warm motion to become A kneaded clod...