The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookIf you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself. --Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting--think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as My Favorite Morons, It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time, The Surprising Things People Don't Know, and Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate, this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... told his friends that evolution was all wrong . " I've been watching those fish for hours , " he explained , “ and they haven't changed one bit . " # 3 A tie for the World's Dumbest Sport between the Russian face - slappers and the ...
... told Humphrey , " I'll give it to you . " Despite all his humiliations , Humphrey never got to be president . He lost that election to a politician who suffered even greater humilia- tions to get the job : Richard M. Nixon . The ...
... told that the larger their chests , natural or otherwise , the more money they could make as exotic dancers . The latest evidence indicates that even if they get into heaven , some peo- ple may remain unclear on the concept : 1 ) In ...
... told the girls to report to central casting , then send for the rest of the family as soon as they became big movie stars . LA authorities put the girls on the next bus home . 2 ) James Vincent Forrestal , secretary of defense after ...
... told her to drive them home . Even though their designated driver was sober , she couldn't handle it and crashed the car into a house . Her mother broke an ankle and some ribs in the crackup . Both parents were charged with child abuse ...