The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookIf you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself. --Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting--think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as My Favorite Morons, It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time, The Surprising Things People Don't Know, and Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate, this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... Growing in the garden were another twenty - two pot plants . The police led the man off to jail when they were able to stop giggling . TWELVE MORE PEOPLE YOU'RE ALMOST CERTAINLY NOT AS DUMB AS 8 All - Skate at the Fool - o - Drome.
... stop cooking in their own kitchens and eat together in peace and brotherhood in huge dining halls , kind of like a summer camp that never ends . Oddly enough , much of the modern world is now run by engineers . As for those huge ...
... stop . They hired a manager , a publicist , her own composer , a personal photographer and - what every teenage girl needs - her own Web master . " She's spoiled , " her mother admitted . " But , hopefully , it's a grounded spoiled ...
... stop wearing neckties ? " Israel's Queen Jezebel carefully put on her full makeup before commit- ting suicide by jumping out a tower window . Why bother with the makeup ? She didn't want to leave an ugly corpse . It didn't occur to the ...
... stop playing with fire . As writer Mark Twain said , " A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way . " Then there are the people who can carry a cat by the tail and learn nothing at all . IS THAT ...