The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookIf you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself. --Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting--think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as My Favorite Morons, It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time, The Surprising Things People Don't Know, and Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate, this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... players . Will United States football fans match that fervor with a cologne that makes them smell like an NFL locker room ? Football players may not be the best - smelling champs of the sports world . But NFL stars do invent memorable ...
... player Mark Viduka invented a new possibility when he declared , " I would not be bothered if we lost every game , as long as we won the league . " Movie mogul Sam Goldwyn had a similar plan when he produced The Best Years of Our Lives ...
... on the floor . They ignored him . They intended to have a good time , so they started drinking as the movie began . The silent film was accompanied by a drunken accordion player 46 All - Skate at the Fool - o - Drome.
A Bathroom Book Bob Fenster. The silent film was accompanied by a drunken accordion player . He tossed away a lit cigarette , which landed on the flammable film stock that had piled up on the floor , because the substitute projection ...
... player reasoned , " you dropped it . " Final score : Georgia Tech 222 , Cumberland O. The game was called on account of pity in the third quarter . In 1971 the family of Sir Peregrine Henniker - Heaton called in Scotland Yard to ...