The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookIf you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself. --Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting--think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as My Favorite Morons, It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time, The Surprising Things People Don't Know, and Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate, this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... Playing with Fire : I'm Not Living Unless I'm Killing Myself The Dumb IQ Test : 71 T5 57 How Well Do You Want to Know Your Government ? 35 Chapter 8 : The House of No : Chapter 9 : Chapter 10 : If You're So Great , How Come They Haven't ...
... Plays in the Face of Fate : This Coffee Doesn't Taste Quite Right 257 Chapter 21 : Golden Oldies : When Trees Gave Birth to Birds 270 Chapter 22 : Nutty Ideas and the Nutty Nuts Who Listened to Them 281 Chapter 23 : The Smart Idiots ...
... died in a head - on snowmobile collision . But it wasn't an accident . These geniuses were playing a game of snow chicken and they tied . # 15 World - class idiots will try to solve 4 All - Skate at the Fool - o - Drome.
... play . After which , no doubt , someone in the audience would stand up and shout , " Encore ! " If you are an original , you may be called artist , innovator , entrepre- neur , even master . Or just plain nuts . Despite all the forces ...
... play . When wide receiver Randy Moss scored a touchdown in a 2005 playoff game , he turned his back on the Green Bay Packers faithful and pretended to pull down his pants and moon the fans . Seattle defensive lineman John Randle ...