The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookIf you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself. --Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting--think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as My Favorite Morons, It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time, The Surprising Things People Don't Know, and Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate, this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... Killing Myself 71 The Dumb IQ Test: How Well Do You Want to Know Your Government? CO The House of No: If You're So Great, How Come They Haven't Rejected You Yet? 94 Offbeat Paths to Success: Don't Just Do Something, Stand There 1C I'd ...
... kill her, as it had other daredevils. What killed Maud? She forced her dog into the barrel with her. The dog pressed its nose up against the barrel's single air vent, and Maud suffocated. The dog survived. #3 A Singapore hairdresser ...
... killed 20 million people— all in the name of the younger brother of the Prince of Peace. When his rebellion finally collapsed, Hung committed suicide. So did one hundred thousand of his followers, making other religion-based suicides ...
... killing machines. One of Europe's great military engineers agreed, declaring, "I will ignore all ideas for new works and engines of war, the invention of which has reached its limits and for whose improvement I see no further hope." Who ...
... killed by the people he had tried to save. T T T We can lick gravity," said physicist Wernher von Braun, who designed America's first rocket program. "But sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming." T T T A Mexican woman, posing as a ...