The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookIf you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself. --Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting--think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as My Favorite Morons, It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time, The Surprising Things People Don't Know, and Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate, this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... Idea at the Time : Stab Me , Stab Me Here It's Not My Fault : They Wouldn't Have Been Beautiful Anyway 124 15 28 43 Chapter 5 : Those Happy Fools ! Anyone Want to Push a Wheelbarrow Over the Rockies ? Chapter 6 : Chapter 7 : Playing ...
... Ideas and the Nutty Nuts Who Listened to Them 281 Chapter 23 : The Smart Idiots : When Brains Go Bad 291 Chapter 24 : Everyday Stupidity : Chapter 25 : Tall Structures Calculated to Frighten Timid People They Said What ?! Signs of Life ...
... idea at the time . It wasn't my fault ! Who would have guessed that gun was loaded ? We're good at making excuses because we have to be . There are only so many people qualified to be astrophysicists , Hollywood stars , or billionaires ...
... his energies and fortune to promoting a new world order , where everything would be run by engineers for the betterment of mankind . He had one other big idea : to convince people The Society for Creative Stupidity 19.
... idea doesn't have to be smart or even prac- tical to be patented . It only has to be unique . The inventors of a rocking chair - powered vacuum cleaner , the sub- marine aircraft carrier , and the automatic hair - cutting machine put ...