The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookIf you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself. --Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting--think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as My Favorite Morons, It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time, The Surprising Things People Don't Know, and Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate, this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... Fire : I'm Not Living Unless I'm Killing Myself The Dumb IQ Test : 71 T5 57 How Well Do You Want to Know Your Government ? 35 Chapter 8 : The House of No : Chapter 9 : Chapter 10 : If You're So Great , How Come They Haven't Rejected You ...
... fire , a man was lucky to get out alive . Standing outside , he suddenly rushed back into the burning house to get his cell phone so he could call the fire department . He died in the fire the second time around . # 9 An employee at an ...
... fire and riding through town on a motorized bar stool . The charge ? Driving without a license . # 6 In 1988 a Japanese company invented six - day underwear . You rotated your shorts forty degrees a day for three days , then turned them ...
... fire . After his servants saved his skin by putting out the fire , Mytton shouted with joy , " The hiccup is gone , by God ! " Mytton was also a duck hunter , but not quite 12 All - Skate at the Fool - o - Drome.
... fire . The king knew he was overheating , but he refused to stand up and move away from the fire , because it wasn't his royal job . The king's fire- tending attendant , whose job it was to pull back 52 All - Skate at the Fool - o - Drome.