The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookIf you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself. --Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting--think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as My Favorite Morons, It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time, The Surprising Things People Don't Know, and Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate, this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... explaining , " This public event is closed to the public . " The entire government has since adopted that policy . Politicians tell us everything is going great , and they'll fix it for us . We believe them , at least once every four ...
... explaining, "This public event is closed to the public." The entire government has since adopted that policy. Politicians tell us everything is going great, and they'll fix it for us. We believe them, at least once every four years ...
... explained to him , he spent hours staring at a bowl of goldfish , then told his friends that evolution was all wrong . " I've been watching those fish for hours , " he explained , “ and they haven't changed one bit . " # 3 A tie for the ...
... them in the same fashion . In 2003 two airline pilots were fired for flying naked - even though they explained it was just a joke . Makes me wonder how many other jobs , performed behind 16 All - Skate at the Fool - o - Drome.
... explained to the station guard that her car had broken down . Would he let her inside so she could use the phone and call for a tow ? Once inside , the woman pulled a gun on the guard and pro- ceeded to rob the place . Or did she ...