The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookIf you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself. --Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting--think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as My Favorite Morons, It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time, The Surprising Things People Don't Know, and Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate, this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... crimes if it weren't for the media being so prejudiced against murderers . When a hunter goes after a deer , he doesn't expect the deer to fight back . In 1990 a hunter wounded a deer , but the deer wouldn't lie down and die . So the ...
... crime was thwarted by petty stupid- ity , a method of solving crimes that's responsible for filling our prisons . In 1985 a woman sued several Nevada casinos after she lost more than $ 300,000 playing blackjack . Her claim : The casinos ...
... crimes against the people , then for accusations of crimes against the people , then for the potential to engender accusations . In Nantes the guillotine wasn't able to keep up with the volume of executions ordered by the revolutionary ...
... crime pun- ishable by death . HI KIDS ! When Sir Francis Drake returned to England in the late 1500s , he brought back pipes and tobacco from the New World . When he lit a pipe to show Queen Elizabeth how to smoke , a royal ser- vant ...
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