The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookIf you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself. --Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting--think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as My Favorite Morons, It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time, The Surprising Things People Don't Know, and Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate, this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... cops arrested the mother, even though she claimed she didn't notice there was no one else at the school when she dropped off the girl. Also, she had forgotten it was Saturday. #18 It's hard to break into show biz, harder still if you ...
... cops showed up unexpectedly, the burglar ran off, leaving his dog behind. The thief would have gotten away, but his own dog ratted him out. The cops caught the crook by saying to the dog, "Home, boy." In Peoria, Arizona, a mother and ...
... cop in Jackson, Mississippi, saw a car weaving all over the road. The driver turned out to be blind and was taking directions from the passenger, who said he was too drunk to drive. T T T William Pitt was prime minister of England in ...
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