The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookIf you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself. --Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting--think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as My Favorite Morons, It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time, The Surprising Things People Don't Know, and Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate, this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... called for the elimination of poverty after ten at night . Lop also had an original plan to improve air quality in Paris : If elected , he would move the city to the country . When Carl La Fong ran for the San Francisco City Council on ...
... called his manager to complain . Then he called again and again . After the fiftieth complaint , he was arrested for harassment and sentenced to thirty days in the county lockup . What was the worker's complaint ? He felt he should 6 ...
... called the Brothers and Sisters of Red Death somehow lasted for two hundred years . The group had a rule against marriage but not against sexual intercourse , as long as the act was followed by imme- diately suffocating the participants ...
... called for the Christ - like virtues of equality and morality . Hung's interpretation of equality and morality led him to declare a war against China's rulers that lasted fourteen years and killed 20 million people - all in the name of ...
... called artist , innovator , entrepre- neur , even master . Or just plain nuts . Despite all the forces that constrain us to march along in the ranks of conformity , the human race produces never - ending supplies of idiots and originals ...