On this ane's dress, an' that ane's leuk, An' formin' assignations To meet some day. But now the Lord's ain trumpet touts, An' echoes back return the shouts: Black Russell is na' sparin': His piercing words, like Highlan' swords, Divide the joints and marrow; His talk o' Hell, where devils dwell, Our vera sauls does harrow1 Wi' fright that day. A vast, unbottom❜d boundless pit, 'Twad be owre lang a tale to tell How monie stories past, An' how they crowded to the yill, When they were a' dismist: How drink gaed round, in cogs an' caups, An' cheese an' bread, frae women's laps, In comes a gaucie, gash guidwife, An' sits down by the fire, Syne draws her kebbuck an' her knife; Waesucks! for him that gets nae lass, U wives, be mindfu' ance yoursel 1 Shakspeare's Hamlet. ૨ Alluding to a scoffing ballad which was made on the An' dinna, for a kebbuck-heel, Now Clinkumbell, wi' ratlin tow, At slaps the billies halt a blink, Wi' faith an' hope, an' love an' drink, How monie hearts this day converts O' sinners and o' lasses! Their hearts o' stane, gin night, are gane, As saft as ony flesh is. There's some are fou o' love divine; There's some are fou o' brandy; An' monie jobs that day begin May end in houghmagandie Some ither day. XXI. THE ORDINATION. "For sense they little owe to frugal heav'n- [This sarcastic sally was written on the admission of Mr. Mackinlay, as one of the ministers to the Laigh, or parochial Kirk of Kilmarnock, on the 6th of April, 1786 That reverend person was an Auld Light professor, and his ordination incensed all the New Lights, hence the bitter levity of the poem. These dissensions have long since past away: Mackinlay, a pious and kind-hearted sincere man, lived down all the personalities of the satire, and though unwelcome at first, he soon learned to regard them only as a proof of the powers of the poet.] KILMARNOCK wabsters fidge an' claw, An' pour your creeshie nations; Swith to the Laigh Kirk, ane an' a', Curst Common-Sense, that imp o' hell, Cam in wi' Maggie Lauder ;2 admission of the late reverend and worthy Mr. Lindsay to the Laigh Kirk. Come, screw the pegs, wi' tunefu' cheep, Oh, rare! to see our elbucks wheep, Lang Patronage, wi' rod o' airn, Our patron, honest man! Glencairn, And like a godly elect bairn Now, Robinson, harangue nae mair, For there they'll think you clever; And turn a carpet-weaver Mutrie and you were just a match, See, see auld Orthodoxy's faes She's swingein' through the city; Hark, how the nine-tail'd cat she plays! I vow it's unco pretty: There, Learning, with his Greekish face, But there's Morality himsel', Now there they're packed aff to hell, Henceforth this day. O, happy day! rejoice, rejoice! Shall here nae mair find quarter: Come, bring the tither mutchkin in, And here's for a conclusion, From this time forth Confusion: If mair they deave us wi' their din, We'll light a spunk, and ev'ry ski Like oil, some day. Tho', when some kind, connubial dear, Your but-and-ben adorns, The like has been that you may wear A noble head of horns. And in your lug, most reverend James, To hear you roar and rowte, Few men o' sense will doubt your claims To rank amang the nowte. And when ye're number'd wi' the dead, Below a grassy hillock, Wi' justice they may mark your head"Here lies a famous Bullock!" XXII. THE CALF. TO THE REV. MR. JAMES STEVEN, On his text, MALACHI, iv. 2.-"And ye shall go forth, and grow up as CALVES of the stall." [The laugh which this little poem raised against Steven was a loud one. Burns composed it during the sermon to which it relates and repeated it to Gavin Hamilton, with whom he happened on that day to dine. The Calf-for the name it seems stuck-came to London, where the younger brother of Burns heard him preach in Covent Garden Chapel, in 1790.] RIGHT, Sir! your text I'll prove it true, And should some patron be so kind, As bless you wi' a kirk, I doubt na, Sir, but then we'll find, Ye're still as great a Stirk. But, if the lover's raptur'd hour 1 New Light" is a cant phrase in the West of Scotland, for those religious opinions which Dr. Taylor of Norwich has defended. XXIII. TO JAMES SMITH. "Friendship! mysterious cement of the soul! Sweet'ner of life and solder of society! I owe thee much!-"" BLAIR. [The James Smith, to whom this epistle is addressed, was at that time a small shopkeeper in Mauchline, and the comrade or rather follower of the poet in all his merry expeditions with " Yill-caup commentators." He was present in Posie Nansie's when the Jolly Beggars first dawned on the fancy of Burns: the comrades of the poet's heart were not generally very successful in life: Smith left Mauchline, and established a calico-printing manufactory at Avon near Linlithgow, where his friend. found him in all appearance prosperous in 1788: but this was not to last; he failed in his speculations and went to the West Indies, and died early. His wit was ready, and his manners lively and unaffected.] DEAR SMITH, the sleest, paukie thief, Owre human hearts; For ne'er a bosom yet was prief Against your arts. For me, I swear by sun an' moon, Just gaun to see you; And ev'ry ither pair that's done, Mair ta'en I'm wi' you. That auld capricious carlin, Nature, And in her freaks, on every feature Alas! what bitter toil an' straining— E'en let her gang! Beneath what light she has remaining, Let's sing our sang. My pen I here fling to the door, And kneel, "Ye Pow'rs," and warm implore, "Tho' I should wander terra e'er, In all her climes, Grant me but this, I ask no more, Ay rowth o' rhymes. "Gie dreeping roasts to countra lairds, Until they sconner. "A title, Dempster merits it; A garter gie to Willie Pitt; Gie wealth to some be-ledger'd cit, But give me real, sterling wit, And I'm content. "While ye are pleas'd to keep me hale, I'll sit down o'er my scanty meal, Be't water-brose, or muslin-kail, Wi' cheerfu' face, As lang's the muses dinna fail To say the grace." An anxious e'e I never throws As weel's I may; O ye douce folk, that live by rule, How much unlike! Your hearts are just a standing pool, Your lives a dyke! Nae hair-brain'd, sentimental traces, Ye never stray, But gravissimo, solemn basses Ye hum away. Ye are sae grave, nae doubt ye're wise; The hairum-scarum, ram-stam boys, The rattling squad: I see you upward cast your eyes— Ye ken the road Whilst I-but I shall haud me thereWi' you I'll scarce gang ony whereThen, Jamie, I shall say nae mair, But quat my sang, Content wi' you to mak a pair, Whare'er I gang. XXIV. THE VISION. DUAN FIRST.1 [The Vision and the Briggs of Ayr, are said by Jeffrey to be "the only pieces by Burns which can be classed under the head of pure fiction:" but Tam o' Shanter and twenty other of his compositions have an equa. right to be classed with works of fiction. The edition of this poem published at Kilmarnock, differs in some particulars from the edition which followed in Edinburgh. The maiden whose foot was so handsome as to match that of Coila, was a Bess at first, but old affection triumphed, and Jean, for whom the honour was from the first designed, regained her place. The robe of Coila, too, was expanded, so far indeed that she got more cloth than she could well carry.] THE sun had clos'd the winter day, The thresher's weary flingin'-tree Ben i' the spence, right pensivelie, There, lanely, by the ingle-cheek, An' heard the restless rattons squeak 1 Duan, a term of Ossian's for the different divisions of a digressive poem. See his "Cath-Loda," vol. ii. of Macpherson's translation. |