Face. These are all broke loose Out of St. Kath'rine's, where they use to keep The better sort of mad folks. 1 Nei. All these persons We saw go in and out here. 2 Nei. Yes, indeed, sir. 3 Nei. These were the parties. Face. Peace, you drunkards. Sir, I wonder at it! Please you to give me leave To touch the door : I'll try an the lock be chang'd. Love. It 'mazes me ! Face. Good faith, sir, I believe There's no such thing. 'Tis all deceptio visus. 320 Would I could get him away! [Dapper cries out within. Dap. Master captain, master doctor. Love. Who's that? Face. Our clerk within, that I forgot! [Aside.] I know not, sir. Dap. For God's sake, when will her grace be at leisure? Face. Ha! Dap Mine aunt's grace does not use me well. Sub. You fool, Peace, you'll mar all. Face. Or you will else, you rogue. Love. Oh, is it so? Then you converse with spirits. Come, sir, no more o' your tricks, good Jeremy; 341 The truth's the shortest way. Face. Dismiss this rabble, sir. What shall I do? I am catch'd. Love. Good neighbours, I thank you all. You may depart. Come, sir, [Aside. And therefore conceal nothing. What's your med'cine, Face. Sir, you were wont to affect mirth and wit: In recompence, that you shall give me thanks for, Will make you seven years younger, and a rich one. 'Tis but your putting on a Spanish cloak. I have her within. You need not fear the house; Love. But by me, who came Sooner than you expected. Face. It is true, sir. 360 Pray you, forgive me. Love. Let's see your widow. [Exeunt. SCENE II. A Chamber. Enter SUBTLE, DAPPER, and DoL. Sub. How! ha' you eaten your gag? Dap. Yes, faith, it crumbled Away i' my mouth. Sub. You ha' spoil'd all then. I hope my aunt of Fairy will forgive me. Dap. The fume did overcome me, And I did do't to stay my stomach. Pray you, Enter FACE. Face. How now! Is his mouth down? Sub. Ay, he has spoken. Face. A pox! I heard him, and you too-He's un done then I have been fain to say the house is haunted With spirits, to keep Churl back. Sub. And hast thou done it ? Face. Sure, for this night. Sub. Why, then triumph and sing Of Face so famous, the precious king Of present wits. Face. Did you not hear the coil About the door? 380 Sub. Yes, and I dwindled with it. Face. Shew him his aunt, and let him be dispatch'd: I'll send her to you. Drugger is at the door; go take his suit, And bid him fetch a parson presently. Say, he shall marry the widow. "Thou shalt spend "A hundred pounds by the service." [Exeunt Dapper and Subtle.] Now, queen Dol, Ha' you pack'd up all? Dol. Yes. Face. And how do you like The lady Pliant? Dol. A good dull innocent. Re-enter SUBTLE. Sub. Here's your Hieronymo's cloak and hat. 400 Face. Give me 'em. Sub. And the ruff too. Face. Yes: I'll come to you presently. Sub. Now is he gone about his project, Dol, I told you of, for the widow. Dol. 'Tis direct Against our articles. Sub. Well, we'll fit him, wench. [Exit. Hast thou gull'd her of her jewels, or her bracelets? Dol. No, but I will do't. Sub. Soon at night, my Dolly, When we are shipp'd, and all our goods aboard, To Brainford, westward, if thou say'st the word, And take our leave of this o'erweening rascal, This peremptory Face. Dol. Content; I'm weary of him. Sub. We'll tickle it at the pigeons, When we have all, and may unlock the trunks, And say, this's mine and thine, and thine and mine. Enter FACE. [They kiss. Face. What now, a billing? Sub. Yes, a little exalted, In the good passage of our stock affairs. "Face Drugger has brought his parson; take him in, Subtle, "And send Nab back again to wash his face. "Sub. I will: and shave himself. "Face. If you can get him. [Exit. "Dol. You are hot upon it, Face, whate'er it is! "Face. A trick that Dol shall spend ten pounds a month by. "Is he gone? Enter SUBTLE. "Sub. The chaplain waits you i' the hall, sir. "Face. I'll go bestow him. "Dol. He'll now marry her instantly. [Exit. "Sub. He cannot yet, he is not ready. Dear Dol, "Cozen her all thou canst. To deceive him "Is no deceit, but justice that would break "Such an inextricable tie as ours was. "Dol. Let me alone to fit him. M |