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Of the checks proper to be established against the

abuses of power in those courts. Hitherto there are none. But since so much has been written and published on the federal constitution; and the necessity of checks in all parts of good government, has been so clearly and learnedly explained, I find myself so far enlightened as to suspect some check may be proper in this part also; but I have been at a loss to imagine any that may not be construed an infringement of the sacred liberty of the press. At length, however, I think I have found one, ihat instead of diminishing general liberty, shal) aug. ment it; which is, by restoring to the people a species of liberty, of which they have been deprived by our laws-I mean the liberty of the cudgel! In the rude state of society, prior to the existence of laws, il one inan gave another ill language, the affronted per. son might return it by a box on the ear; and, if ra. peated, by a good drubbing; and this without offend ing against any law : but now the right of making such returns is denied, and they are punished as breaches of the peace, while the right of abusing seems to remain in full force; the laws made against it being rendered ineffectual by the liberty of the press.

My proposal then is, to leave the liberty of the press untouched, to be exercised in its full extent, force, and vigour, but to permit the liberty of the cudgel to go with it, parri passu. Thus, my fellow. citizens, if an impudent writer attacks your repu, tation-dearer perhaps to you than your life, and puts his name to the charge, you may go to him as openly, and break his head. If he conceals himself behind the printer, and you can nevertheless discovei who he is, you may, in live manner, waylay himn in the night, attack him behind, and give him a good drubbing. If you adversary hires better writers than himself to abuse you more effectually, you may hire as many porters, stronger than yourself, to assist you in giving him a more effectual drubbing, Thus far goes my project as to private resentment and retri. bution. But if the public should ever harpen 10 bo

affronted, as it ought to be, with the conduct of suca writers, I would not advise proceeding immediately to these extremities, but that we should in mode. ration content ourselves with tarring and feathering, and tossing in a blanket.

If, however, it should be thought, that this proposal of mine may disturb the public peace, I would then humbly recommend to our legislators to take up the consideration of both liberties, that of the press, and that of the cudgel; and by an explicit law mark their extent and limits: and at the saine tim that they secure the person of a citizen from assaults, they would likewise provide for the security of his reputation.



Some wit of old-such wits of old there were
Whose hints show'd ineaning, whose allusions ca.
By one brave stroke to inark all human kind
Call'd clear blank paper ev'ry infant mind;
When still, as opening sense her dictates wrote,
Fair virtue put a seal, or vice a blot.

The thought was happy, pertinent and true ;
Methinks a genius might the plan pursue.
! (can you pardon my presumption), I-
No wit, no genius, yet for once will try.

Various the papers various wants produce,
The wants of fashion, elegance, and use.
Men are as various; and if right I scan;
Each sort of paper represents some man.

Pray note the fop-half powder and half laco
Nice as a band-box were his dwelling place :
He's the gilt-paper, which apart you store,
And lock from vulgar hands in the 'scrutoire,


Mechanics, servants, farmers, and so forth, Are copy-paper,

of inferior worth; Less priz'd, more useful, for your desk decreed, Free to all pens, and prompt at ev'ry reed.

The wretch whom av’rice bids to pinch and spare, Starve, cheat, and pilfer, to enrich an heir, Is coarse brown-paper ; such as pedlers clioose so wrap up wares, which better men will use.

Take next the miser's contrast, who destroys Health, fame, and fortune, in a round of joys. Wil any paper match him? Yes, throughout, He's a true sinking-paper, past all doubt.

The retail politician's anxious thought
Deems this side always right, and that stark nought,
He foams with censure ; with applause he raves-
A dupe to rumours, and a tool of knaves;
He'll want nn type his weakness to proclain,
While such a thing as fools-cap has a name.

The hasty gentleman, whose blood runs high,
Who picks a quarrel, if you step awry,
Who can't a jest, or hint, or look endure.
What's he? What? Touch-paper to be sure.

What are our poets, take them as they fall
Good, bad, rich, poor, much read, not read at all ?
Them and their works in the same class you'll find ;
They are the mere waste-paper of mankind.

Observe the maiden, innocently sweet,
She's fair white-paper, an unsullied sheet;
On which the happy man, whom fate ordains,
May write his name, and take her for his pains.

One instance more, and only one I'll bring; 'Tis the great man who scorns a little thing, Whose thuughts, whose deeds, whose maxims are Form'd on the feelings of his heart alone : True genuine royal-paper is his breast : of all be kinds most precious, purest, bost

his own,


upon water.


ON THE SUBJECT. I am apprehensive that I shall not be able to find leisure for making all the disquisitions and experiments which would be desirable on this subject. I nust, therefore, content myself with a few remarks

The specific gravity of soine human bodies, in comparison to that of water, has been examined by M. Robinsoni, in our Philosophical Transactions, volume 50, page 30, for the year 1757. He asserts, that fat persons with snjall bones float most easily

i ne diving bell is accurately described in our Transactions.

When I was a boy, I made two oval pallets, each about ten inches long, and six broad, with a hole for the thumb, in order to retain it fast in the palm of my hand. They much resemble a painter's pallets. In swimming, I pushed the edges of these for. ward, and I struck the water with their flat surfaces as I drew them back : I remember I. swam faster by means of these pallets, but they fatigued my wrists. I also fitted to the soles of my feet a kind of sandals; but I was not satisfied with them, because I observed that the stroke is partly given by the ir.sidc of the feet and the ancles, and not entirely with the soles of the feet. ! We have here waistcoats for swimming, which are made of double sail-cloth, with small pieces of cork quilted in between them.

I know nothing of the scaphandre of M. de la Chapelle.

I know by experience, that it is a great comfort to a swiminer, who has a considerable distance to go, on turn himself sometimes on his back, and to vary in other respects the means of procuring a progressive motion.

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when he is seized with the cramp in the leg, the wa choc' if driving it away is to give to the parts affoued a sudden, vigorous and violent shock; which ha inay ilo in the air, as he swiins on his back.

During the great heats of suminer, there is no danger in bathing, however warm we may be, in rivers which have been thoroughly warmed by the sun. But to throw one's self into cold spring water, when the body has been bcated by exercise in the sun, is an imprudence which may prove falal. I once kneir an instance of four young men, who, having worked at harvest in the heat of the day, with a view of refreshing themselves, plunged into a spring of cold water: two died upon the spot, a third the next morning, and the fourth recovered with great difficul. ty. A copious draught of cold water, in similar cir. cumstances, is frequently attended with the same. effect in North America.

The exercise of swimming is one of the most healthy and agreeable in the world. After having swam for an hour or two in the evening, one sleeps coolly the whole night, even during the most ardent heat of summer. Perhaps the pores being cleansed, the insensible perspiration increases, and occasions this coolnoss. It is certain, that much swimming is the means of stopping a diarrhea, and even of producing a constipation. With respect to those who do not know how to swim, or whoare affected with a diarrhea at a season which does not perunit them to use that exercise, a warm bath, by cleansing and putrifyir:g the skin, is found very salutary, and often effects a radical cure. I speak fronı ny own experience, frequently repeated, and that of others, to whom i have recommended this.

You will not be displeased if I conclude these hasty remarks by informing you, that as the ordinary method of swimıning is reduced to the act of rowing with the arms and legs, and is consequently a labo rious and fatiguing operation when the space of water to be crossed is considerable; there is a method in which a swimmer may pass to great distances with much facility, by means of a sail. This discovery!

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