Entertaining Anecdotes from Every Available SourceJames Baird McClure |
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... poor man can repeat a square meal often . Millions yet unborn will bless you , and your name will go down to posterity along with Peter Cooper and Florence Nightingale . " The Priest and the Lawyers . The boys up on the Northwestern ...
... poor man can repeat a square meal often . Millions yet unborn will bless you , and your name will go down to posterity along with Peter Cooper and Florence Nightingale . " The Priest and the Lawyers . The boys up on the Northwestern ...
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... poor Patsey was juss as dead as she would ever be . " Daniel Webster and his Tenant . When Webster was practicing law in Portsmouth , N. H. , early in the legal career which was to become so brilliant , he purchased a small farm near ...
... poor Patsey was juss as dead as she would ever be . " Daniel Webster and his Tenant . When Webster was practicing law in Portsmouth , N. H. , early in the legal career which was to become so brilliant , he purchased a small farm near ...
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... poor creature home , and , after setting and bandaging the injured limb , gave the little out - cast his liberty again , and thought no more about the matter . But how great was his surprise , upon opening his door one morning , some ...
... poor creature home , and , after setting and bandaging the injured limb , gave the little out - cast his liberty again , and thought no more about the matter . But how great was his surprise , upon opening his door one morning , some ...
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... poor outcast poodle for the inculcating of , etc. , etc. , etc. Sequel . - The next morning the benevolent physician found the two dogs . beaming with gratitude , waiting at his door , and with them two other dogs , -cripples . The ...
... poor outcast poodle for the inculcating of , etc. , etc. , etc. Sequel . - The next morning the benevolent physician found the two dogs . beaming with gratitude , waiting at his door , and with them two other dogs , -cripples . The ...
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... poor wretch asks you for help , and you feel a doubt as to what result may follow from your benevolence , give yourself the benefit of the doubt and kill the applicant . " And so saying , he turned his face to the wall and gave up the ...
... poor wretch asks you for help , and you feel a doubt as to what result may follow from your benevolence , give yourself the benefit of the doubt and kill the applicant . " And so saying , he turned his face to the wall and gave up the ...
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Page 140 - ... filled him pretty near up to his chin— and set him on the floor. Smiley he went to the swamp and slopped around in the mud for a long time, and finally he ketched a frog, and fetched him in, and give him to this feller, and says: "Now, if you're ready, set him alongside of Dan'l, with his fore-paws just even with Dan'l, and I'll give the word.
Page 139 - ... he was, for all he was so gifted. And when it come to fair and square jumping on a dead level, he could get over more ground at one straddle than any animal of his breed you ever see. Jumping on a dead level was his strong suit, you understand ; and when it come to that, Smiley would ante up money on him as long as he had a red. Smiley was monstrous proud of his frog, and well he might be, for fellers that had traveled and been everywheres all said he laid over any frog that ever they see. Well,...
Page 137 - W. Smiley is a myth; that my friend never knew such a personage; and that he only conjectured that, if I asked old Wheeler about him, it would remind him of his infamous Jim Smiley, and he would go to work and bore me...
Page 139 - He ketched a frog one day, and took him home, and said he cal'lated to educate him ; and so he never done nothing for three months but set in his back yard and learn that frog to jump. And you bet you he did learn him, too. He'd give him a little punch behind, and the next minute you'd see that frog whirling in the air like a doughnut — see him turn one summerset, or...
Page 58 - You all did see, that on the Lupercal, I thrice presented him a kingly crown, Which he did thrice refuse.
Page 138 - Smiley, a young minister of the Gospel, who he had heard was at one time a resident of Angel's Camp. I added that if Mr. Wheeler could tell me anything about this Rev. Leonidas W. Smiley, I would feel under many obligations to him.
Page 90 - has your father a grindstone?" "Yes, sir," said I. "You are a fine little fellow," said he; "will you let me grind my axe on it?
Page 138 - ... initial sentence, he never betrayed the slightest suspicion of enthusiasm ; but all through the interminable narrative there ran a vein of impressive earnestness and sincerity, which showed me plainly that, so far from his imagining that there was anything ridiculous or funny about his story, he regarded it as a really important matter, and admired its two heroes as men of transcendent genius in finesse.
Page 140 - I don't see no p'ints about that frog that's any better'n any other frog.
Page 110 - For, if I am obliged to storm, you may depend on such treatment as is justly due to a murderer. Beware of destroying stores of any kind or any papers or letters that are in your possession, or hurting one house in town ; for, by heavens ! if you do, there shall be no mercy shown you.