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Of Settle he gives this character. "He's an animal of a most deplored understanding, without conversation. His being is in a twilight of sense, "and some glimmerings of thought, which he can never fashion into wit or English. His style is boisterous and rough-hewn, his rhyme incorrigibly "lewd, and his numbers perputually harsh and ill-sounding. The little talent which he has, is fancy. He sometimes labours with a thought; but with "the pudder he makes to bring it into the world, 'tis commonly still-boin; "so that for want of learning and elocution, he will never be able to express any thing either naturally or justly !"

This is not very decent ; yet this is one of the pages in which criticism prevails over brutal fary. He proceeds: " He has a heavy hand at fools, and a great" felicity in writing nonsense for them. Fools they will be in spite of "him. His King, his two empresses, his villain, and his sub-villain, nay "his hero, have all a certain natural cast of the father--their folly was born "and bred in them, and something of the Elkanah will be visible.”

This is Dryden's general declamation; I will not withold from the reader a particular remark. Having gone through the first act, he says, "To conclude this act with the most rumbling piece of nonsense spoken yet,

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"To flattering lightning our feign'd smiles conform,

"Which back'd with thunder do but gild a storm."

"Conform a smile to lightning, make a smile imitate lightning, and flattering lightning lightning sure is a threatning thing. And this lightning must gild a "storm. Now if I must conform by smiles to lightning, then my smiles must gild a storm too: to gild with smiles is a new invention of gilding. And gild a storm by being backed with thunder. Thunder is part of the storm; so one part of the storm must help to gild another part, and help by backing; "as if a man would guild a thing the better for being backed, or having a "load upon his back. So that here is gilding by conforming, smiling, lightning, "backing, and thunder ing. The whole is as if I should say thus, I will make my counterfeit smiles lock like a flattering stone-horse, which, being backed "with a trooper, does but gild the battle. I am mistaken if nonsense is not

here pretty thick sown. Sure the poet writ these two lines aboard some "smack in a storm, and being sea-sick, spewed up a good lump of clotted nonsense at once."

Here is perhaps a sufficient specimen; but as the pamphlet, though Dryden's has never been thought worthy of republication, and is not easily to be found, at may gratify curiosity to quote it more largely.

Whene'er she bleeds,

He no severer a damnation needs,

That dares pronounce the sentence of her death;

Than the infection that attends that breath.

"That attends that breath. The poct is at breath again; breath can never escape him; and here he brings in a breath that must be infectious with

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“nouncing a sentence; and this sentence is not to be pronounced till the con"demned party bleeds; that is, she must be executed first, and sentenced "after; and the pronouncing of this sentence will be infectious; that is, others "will catch the disease of that sentence, and this infecting of others will tor"ment a man's self. The whole is thus ; when she bleeds, thou needest no greater "hell or torment to thyself, than infecting of others by pronouncing a sentence upon her. What hodge-podge does he make here! Never was Dutch grout "such clogging, thick, indigestible stuff. But this is but a taste to stay the "stomach; we shall have a more plentiful mess presently.

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"Now to dish up the poet's broth, that I promised: For when we're dead, and our freed souls enlarg'd

Of natures grosser burden we're discharg'd,

Then gently, as a happy lover's sigh,

Like wandring meteors through the air we'll fly,
And in our airy walk, as subtle guests,

We'll steal into our cruel fathers breasts,

There read their souls, and track each passion's sphere:
See how Revenge moves there, Ambition here.
And in their orbs view the dark characters
Of sieges, ruins, murders, blood and wars.

We'll blot out all those hideous draughts, and write
Pure and white forms; then with a radient light
Their breasts encircle, till their passions be
Gentle as nature in its infancy :

Till soften'd by our charms their furies cease,

And their Revenge resolves into a peace.

Thus by our death their quarrel ends,

Whom living we made foes, dead we'll make friends.

"If this be not a very liberal mess, I will refer myself to the stomach of any "moderate guest. And a rare mess it is, far excelling any Westminster "white-broth. It is a kind of gibblet porridge, made of the gibblets of a couple of young geese, stodged full of meteors, orbs, spheres, track, hideous "draughts, dark characters, white forms, and radiant lights, designed not only to please appetite, and indulge luxury; but it is also physical, being an approved medicine to purge choler: for it is propounded by Morena, as a "receipt to cure their fathers of their choleric humours: and, were it written "in characters as barbarous as the words, might very well pass for a doctor's "bill. To conclude, it is porridge, 'tis a receipt, 'tis a pig with a pudding "in the belly, 'tis I know not what; for, certainly, never any one that pre"tended to write sense, had the impudence before to put such stuff as this"into the mouths of those that were to speak it before an audience, whom "he did not take to be all fools; and after that to print it too, and expose it "to the examination of the world, But let us see, what we can make of this stuff:

For when we're dead, and our freed souls enlarg'd
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"Here he tells us what it is to be dead; it is to have our freed souls set free. "Now if to have a soul set free, is to be dead, then to have a freed soul set "free, is to have a dead man die.

Then gentle, as a happy lover's sigh

"They two like one sigh, and that one sigh like two wandering meteors, -Shall fly through the air

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"That is, they shall mount above like falling stars, or else they shall skip like two Jacks with lanthorns, or Will with a wisp, and Madge with a candle.' And in their airy walk steal into their cruel fathers breasts, like subtle guests. "So that their fathers breasts must be in an airy walk, an airy walk of a flier. "And there they will read their souls, and track the spheres of their passions. "That is, these walking fliers, Jack with a lanthorn, &c. will put on his spectacles, and fall a reading souls, and put on his pumps and fall a tracking "of spheres so that he will read and run, walk and fly at the same time! Oh! "Nimble Jack. Then he will see, how revenge here, how ambition there-The birds will hop about. And then view the dark characters of sieges, ruins murders, blood, and wars, in their orbs: Track the characters to their "forms! Oh! rare sport for Jack. Never was place so full of game as these "breasts! You cannot stir but flush a sphere, start a character, or unkennel an orb !"

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Settle's is said to have been the first play embellished with sculptures; those ornaments seem to have given poor Dryden great disturbance. He tries however to case his pain, by venting his malice in a parody.

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"The poet has not only been so impudent to expose all this stuff, but so arrogant to defend it with an epistle; like a saucy booth-keeper, that, when " he had put a cheat upon the people, would wrangle and fight with any that "would not like it, or would offer to discover it; for which arrogance our

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poet receives this correction; and to jerk him a little the sharper, I will not transpose his verse, but by the help of his own words transnon-sense, sense, "that, by my stuff, people may judge the better what his is ;

"Great Boy, the tragedy and sculptures done

"From press, and plates in fleets do homeward come :

"And in ridiculous and humble pride,

"Their course is ballad-singers baskets guide,

"Whose greasy twigs do all new beauties take,
From the gay shews thy dainty sculptures make.

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Thy words big bulks of boisterous bombast bear.

With noise they move, and from players mouths rebound,

When their tongues dance to thy words empty sound

"By thee inspir'd the rumbling verses roll,
"As if that rhyme and bombast lent a soul:
"And with that soul they seem taught duty too,
"To huffing words does humble nonsense bow,
"As if it would thy worthless work enchance,
"To th' lowest rank of fops thy praise advance;
"To whom, by instinct, all thy stuff is dear;
Their loud claps echo to the theatre.

"From breaths of fools thy commendation spreads,
"Fame sings thy praise with mouths of logger-heads.
"With noise and laughing each thy fustian greets,
"Tis clapt by quires of empty-headed cits,

"Who have their tribute sent, and homage given,
"As men in whispers send loud noise to heaven.

"Thus I have daubed him with his own puddle: and now we are come "from aboard his dancing, masking, rebounding, breathing fleet; and as if "we had landed at Gotham, we meet nothing but fools and nonsense.'

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Such was the criticism to which the genius of Dryden could be reduced, between rage and terrour; rage with little provocation, and terrour with little danger. To see the highest minds thus levelled with the meanest, may produce some solace to the consciousness of weakness, and some mortification to the pride of wisdom. But let it be remembered, that minds are not levelled in their powers but when they are first levelled in their desires. Dryden and Settle had both placed their happiness in the claps of multitudes.

An Evening's Love or the Mock Astrologer, a comedy (1671), is dedicated to the illustrious duke of Newcastle, whom he courts by adding to his praises those of his lady, not only as a lover but a partner of his studies. It is unpleasing to think how many names, once celebrated, are since forgotten. Of Newcastle's works nothing is now known but his treatise on horesemanship.

The Preface seems very elaborately written, and contains many just remarks on the Fathers of the English drama. Shakspeare's plots, he says, are in the hundred novels of Cinthio; those of Beaumont and Fletcher in Spanish Stories; Jonson only made them for himself. His criticisms upon tragedy, comedy, and farce, are judicious and profound. He endeavours to defend the immorality of some of his comedies by the example of former writers; which is only to say, that he was not the first nor perhaps the greatest offender. Against those that accused him of plagiarism he alleges a favourable expression of the king: "He only desired that they, who accuse me of thefts, would steal him "plays like mine;" and then relates how much labour he spends in fitting for the English stage what he borrows from others.

Tyrannick Love, or the Virgin Martyr, (1672), was another tragedy in rhyme, conspicuous for many passages of strength and elegance, and many of empty noise and ridiculous turbulence. The rants of Maximin have been always the

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sport of criticism; and were at length, if his own confession may be trusted, the shame of the writer,

Of this play he takes care to let the reader know, that it was contrived and written in seven weeks. Want of time was often his excuse, or perhaps shortness of time was his private boast in the form of an apology.

It was written before the Conquest of Granada, but published after it. The design is to recommend piety. "I considered that pleasure was not the only "end of poesy, and that even the instructions of morality were not so wholly "the business of a poet, as that precepts and examples of piety were to be "omitted; for to leave that employment altogether to the clergy, were to forget that religion was first taught in verse, which the laziness or dullness "of succeeding priesthood tarned afterwards into prose," Thus foolishly could Dryden write, rather than not shew his malice to the parsons.

The two parts of the Conquest of Granada (1672) are written with a seeming determination to glut the publick with dramatic wonders; to exhibit in its highest elevation a theatrical meteor of incredible love and impossible valour, and to leave no room for a wilder flight to the extravagance of posterity. All the rays of romantick heat, whether amorous or warlike, glow in Almanzor by a kind of concentration. He is above all laws; he is exempt from all restraints; he ranges the world at will, and governs wherever he appears. He fights without enquiring the cause, and loves in spight of the obligations of justice, of rejection by his mistress, and of prohibition from the dead. Yet the scenes are, for the most part, delightful; they exhibit a kind of illustrious depravity, and majestick madness, such as, if it is sometimes despised, is often reverenced, and in which the ridiculous is mingled with the astonishing.

In the Epilogue to the second part of the Conquest of Granada, Dryden indulges his favourite pleasure of discrediting his predecessors; and this Epilogue he has defended by a long postscript. He had promised a second dialogue, in which he should more fully treat of the virtues and faults of the English poets, who have written in the dramatick, epick, or lyrick way. This promise was never formally performed; but, with respect to the dramatick writers, he has given us in his prefaces, and in this postscript, something equivalent: but his purpose being to exalt himself by the comparison, he shews faults distinctly, and only praises excellence in general terms.

A play thus written, in professed defiance of probability, naturally drew upon itself the vultures of the theatre. One of the criticks that attacked it was Martin Clifford, to whom Sprat addressed the Life of Cowley, with such veneration of his critical powers as might naturally excite great expectations of instructions from his remarks. But let honest credulity beware of receiving characters from contemporary writers. Cifford's remarks, by the favour of Dr. Percy, were at last obtained; and, that no man may ever want them more, I will extract enough to satisfy all reasonable desire,

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