Pan. Go to, sweet queen, go to: - ⚫commends himself most affectionately to you. Helen. You shall not bob us out of our melody; Helen. And to make a sweet lady sad, is a sour offence. Pan. Nay, that shall not serve your turn; that shall it not, in truth, la. Nay, I care not for such words: no, no. And, my lord, he desires you, that, if the king call for him at supper, you will make his excuse. Helen. Nay, but my lord, he sups. Par. I'll lay my life, with my disposer Cressida. Pan. No, no, no such matter, you are wide; come, your disposer is sick. Par. Well, I'll make excuse. Pan. Ay, good my lord. Why should you say— Cressida? no, your poor disposer's sick. Par. I spy. me an instrument. Pan. Is this the generation of love? hot blood, hot thoughts, and hot deeds? Why, they are vipers: Is love a generation of vipers? Sweet lord, who's afield to-day? Par Hector, Deiphobus, Helenus, Antenor, and all the gallantry of Troy: I would fain have armed to-night, but my Nell would not have it so. How chance my brother Troilus went not? Helen. He hangs the lip at something; — you know all, lord Pandarus. Pan. Not I, honey-sweet queen. I long to hear how they sped to-day. - You'll remember your brother's excuse? To greet the warriors. Sweet Helen, I must woo you Or force of Greekish sinews; you shall do more Yea, what he shall receive of us in duty, Pan. You spy! what do you spy ? Helen. She shall have it, my lord, if it be not my lord Paris. Pan. He! no, she'll none of him; they two are twain. Helen. Falling in, after falling out, may nake them three. Pan. Come, come, I'll hear no more of this; I'll sing you a song now. Helen. Ay, ay, pr'ythee now. By my troth, sweet lord, thou hast a fine forehead. Pan. Ay, you may, you may. Helen. Let thy song be love: this love will undo us all. O, Cupid, Cupid, Cupid! Pan. Love! ay, that it shall, i' faith. Par. Ay, good now, love, love, nothing but love. Love, love, nothing but love, still more! For, oh, love's bow Shoots buck and doe: The shaft confounds, But tickles still the sore. These lovers cry -Oh! oh! they die! So dying love lives still : Oh! oh! a while, but ha! ha! ha! Oh! oh! groans out for ha! ha! ha! Hey ho! Helen. In love, i' faith, to the very tip of the nose. Par. He eats nothing but doves, love; and that breeds hot blood, and hot blood begets hot thoughts, and hot thoughts beget hot deeds, and hot deeds is love. Par. Sweet, above thought I love thee. [Exeunt. Serv. No, sir; he stays for you to conduct him thither. Enter TROILUS. Pan. O, here he comes. - How now, how now? Pan. Have you seen my cousin? Pan. Walk here i'the orchard, I'll bring her straight. Tro. I am giddy; expectation whirls me round. That it enchants my sense; What will it be, I fear it much; and I do fear besides, Re-enter PANDarus. Pan. She's making her ready, she'll come straight: you must be witty now. She does so blush, and fetches her wind so short, as if she were frayed with a sprite : I'll fetch her. It is the prettiest villain: she fetches her breath as short as a newta'en sparrow. [Exit PANDARUS. Tro. Even such a passion doth embrace my bosom : My heart beats thicker than a feverous pulse; And all my powers do their bestowing lose, Like vassalage at unawares encount'ring The eye of majesty. - Enter PANDARUS and CRESSIDA. Pan. Come, come, what need you blush? shame s a baby. - Here she is now: swear the oaths now to her, that you have sworn to me. - What, are you gone again? you must be watched ere you be made tame, must you? Come your ways, come your ways; an you draw backward, we'll put you i'the fills. Why do you not speak to her? Come, draw this curtain, and let's see your picture. Alas the day, how loath you are to offend daylight! an 'twere dark, you'd close sooner. So, so; rub on, and kiss the mistress. How now, a kiss in fee-farm! build there, carpenter; the air is sweet. Nay, you shall fight your hearts out, ere I part you. The falcon as the tercel, for all the ducks i'the river: go to, go to. Tro. You have bereft me of all words, lady. Pan. Words pay no debts, give her deeds: but she'll bereave you of the deeds too, if she call your activity in question. What, billing again? Here's In witness whereof the parties interchangeablyCome in, come in; I'll go get a fire. [Exit PANDARUS. Tro. Fears make devils cherubins; they never see truly. Cres. Blind fear, that seeing reason leads, finds safer footing than blind reason stumbling without fear: To fear the worst, oft cures the worst. : Tro. O, let my lady apprehend no fear in all Cupid's pageant there is presented no monster. Cres. Nor nothing monstrous neither? Tro. Nothing, but our undertakings; when we vow to weep seas, live in fire, eat rocks, tame tigers; thinking it harder for our mistress to devise imposition enough, than for us to undergo any difficulty imposed. This is the monstruosity in love, lady, that the will is infinite, and the execution confined; that the desire is boundless, and the act a slave to limit. Cres. They say, all lovers swear more performance than they are able, and yet reserve an ability that they never perform; vowing more than the perfection of ten, and discharging less than the tenth part of one. They that have the voice of lions, and the act of hares, are they not monsters? Tro. Are there such? such are not we: Praise us as we are tasted, allow us as we prove; our head shall go bare, till merit crown it: no perfection in reversion shall have a praise in present: we will not name desert, before his birth; and, being born, his addition shall be humble. Few words to fair faith. Troilus shall be such to Cressid, as what envy can say worst, shall be a mock for his truth; and what truth can speak truest, not truer than Troilus. Cres. Will you walk in, my lord? Re-enter PANDARUS. Pan. What, blushing still? have you not done Well, uncle, Cres. talking yet? what folly I commit, I dedi cate to you. Pan. I thank you for that; if my lord get a boy of you, you'll give him me: Be true to my lord: if he flinch, chide me for it. Tro. You know now your hostages; your uncle's word, and my firm faith. Pan. Nay, I'll give my word for her too; our kindred, though they be long ere they are wooed, they are constant, being won: they are burs, I can tell you; they'll stick where they are thrown. Cres. Boldness comes to me now, and brings me heart: Prince Troilus, I have lov'd you night and day, For many weary months. Tro. Why was my Cressid then so hard to win? Cres. Hard to seem won; but I was won, my lord, With the first glance that everPardon me; If I confess much, you will play the tyrant. I love you now; but not, till now, so much But I might master it :-in faith, I lie; My thoughts were like unbridled children, grown Too headstrong for their mother: See, we fools! Why have I blabb'd? who shall be true to us, When we are so unsecret to ourselves? But, though I lov'd you well, I woo'd you not; And yet, good faith, I wish'd myself a man; Or that we women had men's privilege Of speaking first. Sweet, bid me hold my tongue; For, in this rapture, I shall surely speak The thing I shall repent. See, see, your silence, Cunning in dumbness, from my weakness draws My very soul of counsel: Stop my mouth. Tro. And shall, albeit sweet musick issues thence. Pan. Pretty, i'faith. Cres. My lord, I do beseech you, pardon me : 'Twas not my purpose, thus to beg a kiss: I am asham'd; - O heavens! what have I done?- Pan. Leave an you take leave till to-morrow morning, I have a kind of self resides with you: Cres. Perchance, my lord, I show more craft than love : And fell so roundly to a large confession, (As, if it can, I will presume in you,) Or, that persuasion could but thus convince me,- Might be affronted with the match and weight O virtuous fight, When right with right wars who shall be most right! True swains in love shall, in the world to come, rhymes, when their Full of protest, of oath, and big compare, Cres. Prophet may you be! As air, as water, wind, or sandy earth, -as Yea, let them say, to stick the heart of falsehood, As false as Cressid. Pan. Go to, a bargain made: seal it, seal it; I'll be the witness. Here I hold your hand: here, my cousin's. If ever you prove false one to another, since I have taken such pains to bring you together, let all pitiful goers-between be called to the world's end after my name, call them all · Pandars; let all constant men be Troiluses, all false women Cressids, and all brokers-between Pandars! say, amen. Tro. Amen. Cres. Amen. Pan. Amen. Whereupon I will show you a chamber and a bed, which bed, because it shall not speak of your pretty encounters, press it to death: away. And Cupid grant all tongue-tied maidens here, Bed, chamber, Pandar to provide this geer! [Exeunt. SCENE III. The Grecian Camp. Enter AGAMEMNON, ULYSSES, DIOMEDES, NESTOR, AJAX, MENELAUS, and CALCHAS. Cal. Now, princes, for the service I have done you, The advantage of the time prompts me aloud I have abandon'd Troy, left my possession, To give me now a little benefit, Out of those many register'd in promise, Agam. What would'st thou of us, Trojan? make demand. Cal. You have a Trojan prisoner, call'd Antenor, In change of him: let him be sent, great princes, Agam. Let Diomedes bear him, And bring us Cressid hither; Calchas shall have What he requests of us. Good Diomed, Furnish you fairly for this interchange : Withal, bring word-if Hector will to-morrow Be answer'd in his challenge: Ajax is ready. Dio. This shall I undertake; and 'tis a burden Which I am proud to bear. [Exeunt DIOMEDES and CALCHAS. Enter ACHILLES and PATROCLUS, before their tent. Ulyss. Achilles stands i'the entrance of his tent:Please it our general to pass strangely by him, As if he were forgot; and, princes all, Lay negligent and loose regard upon him : I will come last: 'Tis like, he'll question me, Why such unplausive eyes are bent, why turn'd on him: If so, I have derision med'cinable, Agam. We'll execute your purpose, and put on Achil. What, comes the general to speak with me? You know my mind, I'll fight no more 'gainst Troy. Agam. What says Achilles? would he aught with us? Nest. Would you, my lord, aught with the general? Achil. No. [Exeunt AGAMEMNON and NESTOR. Good day, good day. Men. How do you? how do you? [Erit MENELAUS. Achil. What, does the cuckold scorn me? | Heavens, what a man is there! a very horse, Ajax. How now, Patroclus? That has he knows not what. Nature, what things Achil. Good morrow, Ajax. Ha? Ay, and good next day too. [Exit AJAX. Achil. What mean these fellows? Know they not Achilles? Patr. They pass by strangely: they were us'd to bend, To send their smiles before them to Achilles ; To holy altars. Achil. Which when they fall, as being slippery standers, Save these men's looks; who do, methinks, find out Ulyss. Now, great Thetis' son? Achil. What are you reading? Ulyss. A strange fellow.nere Writes me, That man how dearly ever parted, How much in having, or without, or in, Cannot make boast to have that which he hath, Nor feels not what he owes, but by reflection; As when his virtues shining upon others Heat them, and they retort that heat again To the first giver. Achil. This is not strange, Ulysses. The beauty that is borne here in the face The bearer knows not, but commends itself To others' eyes nor doth the eye itself (That most pure spirit of sense,) behold itself, Not going from itself; but eye to eye oppos'd Salutes each other with each other's form. For speculation turns not to itself, Till it hath travell'd, and is married there Where it may see itself: this is not strange at all. Ulyss. I do not strain at the position, there are, Most abject in regard, and dear in use! While some men leave to do! To see these Grecian lords! · why, even already Achil. I do believe it: for they pass'd by me, Ulyss. Time hath, my lord, a wallet at his back, Wherein he puts alms for oblivion, A great-sized monster of ingratitudes : Those scraps are good deeds past: which are devour'd As fast as they are made, forgot as soon As done Perséverance, dear my lord, : Keeps honour bright: To have done, is to hang In monumental mockery. Take the instant way; Or, like a gallant horse fallen in first rank, present, Though less than yours in past, must o'ertop yours: That slightly shakes his parting guest by the hand; Remuneration for the thing it was; High birth, vigour of bone, desert in service, To envious and calumniating time. One touch of nature makes the whole world kin, The present eye praises the present object : And case thy reputation in thy tent; Whose glorious deeds, but in these fields of late, Made emulous missions 'mongst the gods them selves, And drave great Mars to faction Achil. I have strong reasons. Achil. How can that be? Of this my privacy But 'gainst your privacy The providence that's in a watchful state, [Exit. In time of action. I stand condemn'd for this; Achil. Achil. I see, my reputation is at stake; My fame is shrewdly gor'd. Patr. O, then beware; Those wounds heal ill, that men do give themselves : Seals a commission to a blank of danger; Achil. Go call Thersites hither, sweet Patroclus: To see great Hector in his weeds of peace; Ther. A wonder! Achil. What? Ther. Why, he stalks up and down like a peacock, a stride, and a stand: ruminates, like an hostess, that hath no arithmetick but her brain to set down her reckoning bites his lip with a politick regard, as who should say there were wit in this head, an 'twould out; and so there is; but it lies as coldly in him as fire in a flint, which will not show without knocking. The man's undone for ever; for if Hector break not his neck i'the combat, he'll break it himself in vain-glory. He knows not me: I said, Good-morrow, Ajax; and he replies, Thanks, Agamemnon. What think you of this man, that takes me for the general? He is grown a very land fish, languageless, a monster. A plague of opinion! a man may wear it on both sides, like a leather jerkin. Achil. Thou must be my embassador to him, Thersites. Ther. Who, I? why, he'll answer nobody; he professes not answering; speaking is for beggars: he wears his tongue in his arms. I will put on his presence; let Patroclus make demands to me, you shall see the pageant of Ajax. Achil. To him, Patroclus: Tell him, I humbly desire the valiant Ajax, to invite the most valorous Hector to come unarmed to my tent; and to procure safe conduct for his person, of the magnanimous, and most illustrious, six-or-seven-timeshonoured captain-general of the Grecian army Agamemnon. Do this. Patr. Jove bless great Ajax. Patr. I come from the worthy Achilles, Patr. Who most humbly desires you, to invite Ther. If to-morrow be a fair day, by eleven Ther. Fare you well, with all my heart. sick will be in him when Hector has knocked out Achil. Come, thou shalt bear a letter to him straight. Ther. Let me bear another to his horse; for that's the more capable creature. Achil. My mind is troubled, like a fountain stirr'd; Ther. Ajax goes up and down the field, asking And I myself see not the bottom of it. for himself. Achil. How so ? Ther. He must fight singly to-morrow with Hector; and is so prophetically proud of an heroical udgelling, that he raves in saying nothing. [Exeunt ACHILLES and PATROCLUS. Ther. 'Would the fountain of your mind were clear again, that I might water an ass at it! I had rather be a tick in a sheep, than such a valiant ig norance. Erit. |