The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookIf you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself." -Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting-think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as "My Favorite Morons," "It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time," "The Surprising Things People Don't Know," and "Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate," this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... stars , or billionaires with trick hair . But there are no limits on fools . Idiots make grand company - entertaining , never predictable- and they can always make room for one more at the party . The world is a mess if you try to look.
... stars tell us being sexy is smarter than being smart . Advertising tells us the more we buy , the sexier we are . We believe them , too . I believe the only thing wrong with us is that we believe everything . This is a book about the ...
... stars - Joan Crawford and Yul Brynner - tie for Creative Use of Personal Assistants . Crawford hired an assistant to stay on the set of her pictures and whis- per compliments into her ear between takes . On the set of The Magnificent ...
... stars do invent memorable ways to celebrate after they make a good play . When wide receiver Randy Moss scored a touchdown in a 2005 playoff game , he turned his back on the Green Bay Packers faithful and pretended to pull down his ...
... star , Shirley Temple . When America's favorite little girl turned eight , she received 135,000 presents . By the time the kid could play with or wear that many gifts , she'd be too old for them . Society has a strange power to compel ...