The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookIf you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself." -Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting-think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as "My Favorite Morons," "It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time," "The Surprising Things People Don't Know," and "Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate," this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... spent hours staring at a bowl of goldfish , then told his friends that evolution was all wrong . " I've been watching those fish for hours , " he explained , “ and they haven't changed one bit . " # 3 A tie for the World's Dumbest Sport ...
... for long . After college , Gould moved to North Dakota on a self - inspired research mission to measure the heads of Mandan and Chippewa Indians . Gould spent years talking fifteen hundred Indians into letting him My Favorite Morons.
A Bathroom Book Bob Fenster. Gould spent years talking fifteen hundred Indians into letting him measure their heads - even though his work had no scientific relevance . Gould then moved to Greenwich Village in the years prior to World ...
... spent six years experimenting before he successfully invented the safety razor and became a millionaire . Gillette then jumped track and devoted his energies and fortune to promoting a new world order , where everything would be run by ...
... spent a fortune building the fairy tale medieval castle of Neuschwanstein in the non - medieval year 1860 . The fortune he spent on the castle wasn't his . It belonged to the state treasury , which was one reason Ludwig was declared ...