The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookIf you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself." -Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting-think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as "My Favorite Morons," "It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time," "The Surprising Things People Don't Know," and "Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate," this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... Someone Had to Fall for Them ; Just Be Glad It Wasn't You Outfoxing the Semi - Smart : Put Down That Cat , We Surrender ! Those Arrogant Fools ! Nothing Could Be That Funny 165 179 191 Chapter 16 : She Was No Raccoon : The Surprising ...
... someone you don't turn your back on . What makes the story stranger is that five years earlier , the Petaluma cops found a woman keeping two hundred cats in her house . That was slightly less eccentric because people who hoard animals ...
... someone in the audience would stand up and shout , " Encore ! " If you are an original , you may be called artist , innovator , entrepre- neur , even master . Or just plain nuts . Despite all the forces that constrain us to march along ...
... someone tells you to clean up your desk or your room , sim- ply refer them to writer Robert Pirsig , who noted , " One thing about pio- neers that you don't hear mentioned is that they are invariably , by their nature , mess - makers ...
... but absolutely required . Consider men's neckties . " Here's a good idea , " someone must have said . " Let's all walk around with a miniature noose around our neck . " Men took the It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time 31.