The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookIf you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself." -Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting-think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as "My Favorite Morons," "It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time," "The Surprising Things People Don't Know," and "Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate," this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... rich men . Walska married millionaire Harold Fowler McCormick , who gave her whatever she wanted : houses , jewels , her own opera company . Walska insisted that her husband have a surgery in which monkey glands were implanted in his ...
... not before they made Miller rich by purchasing ( at a spe- cial , one - time ascension rate ) his you - can - take - it - with - you heavenly robes . CHAPTER 2 Composer John Cage wrote a song called As 14 All - Skate at the Fool - o - ...
... rich can destroy the poor without having to step in the mess afterward . Cargo ships enable us to transport wonders across oceans that once kept us landlocked . But we've developed this odd pattern of filling the ships with the ...
... rich anyway . Politicians caught taking bribes could point out that if they hadn't taken that bribe , they'd only be forced to take another . Back in 1916 , Georgia Tech was a football powerhouse . Cumberland College could barely field ...
... rich like Rev. Falwell . If you don't know how the rich and powerful are different than the rest of us , then you're not one of them . " Every man thinks God is on his side , " the playwright Jean Anouilh said . " The rich and powerful ...