The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookIf you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself." -Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting-think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as "My Favorite Morons," "It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time," "The Surprising Things People Don't Know," and "Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate," this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... produced massive treatises that never got published . He once submitted a book review to a small magazine , which wouldn't publish it because the review ran for two hundred pages - longer than the book he was review- ing and much longer ...
... produces never - ending supplies of idiots and originals . Sometimes the breeds cross . Eccentric British philosopher Jeremy Bentham believed people shouldn't be buried . He recommended that they be mummified , then placed as statues ...
... produce an important TV show about the true story of a black teenager who was kidnapped and murdered by racists in Mississippi . First , the producer made a few changes to the script . He changed the black teenager to a Jew , moved the ...
... producing shows . But the studio almost made nothing . In 1946 Fox boss Darryl Zanuck dis- missed the idea that ... produced The Best Years of Our Lives , a serious film with dim box office prospects . " I don't care if it doesn't make a ...
... produce wacky art for wacky art's sake . In 1983 a Japanese artist constructed a portrait of the Mona Lisa entirely from toast . Artist Tom Forsythe created a series of photographs called " Those Happy Fools ! 59 VII VIII IX.