The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookIf you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself." -Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting-think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as "My Favorite Morons," "It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time," "The Surprising Things People Don't Know," and "Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate," this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... police found the girl several hours later wandering alone around the schoolyard . The cops arrested the mother , even though she claimed she didn't notice there was no one else at the school when she dropped off the girl . Also , she ...
... police and complained that a thief had stolen his marijuana plants . When the police showed up at his house , the victim led them into his garden , where the thief had ripped out the pot plants . Wait , it gets dumber , because the ...
... Police estimated that a competent token sucker could make about sev- enty - five dollars a day . Originality in food ? Fine chefs have a flair for creating new dishes — and gourmets have a taste for the strangest things . 1 ) German ...
... Police failed to solve the crime for years . Then eleven days before the statute of limitations was to expire , one member of the gang went to the police and told them everything . Why did he squeal ? He felt the other robbers had ...
... police came and broke up the illegal fight . How it could legally be classified as a fight no one could explain . In 1878 long - distance race walker Lyman Potter offered a $ 1,500 chal- lenge to anyone who could push a wheelbarrow from ...