The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookIf you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself." -Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting-think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as "My Favorite Morons," "It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time," "The Surprising Things People Don't Know," and "Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate," this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... poet . As a writer , he produced massive treatises that never got published . He once submitted a book review to a small magazine , which wouldn't publish it because the review ran for two hundred pages - longer than the book he was ...
... . I'm a very demanding believer . " Poet Robert Frost : " Forgive , O Lord , my little jokes on thee , and I'll for- give thy great big one on me . " CHAPTER 5 Those Happy Fools ! Anyone Want to Push 56 All - Skate at the Fool - o - Drome.
... poet Robert Frost said : " A civilized society is one which tolerates eccentricity to the point of doubtful sanity . " Queen Christina of Sweden had a miniature cannon built and 64 ( All - Skate at the Fool - o - Drome.
... poet Ferdinand Flocon was inspired by the laws of France . He devoted his life to turning the entire French Civil Code into an epic poem . Another Frenchman left money in his will to buy clothes for snowmen . Nebraska Judge Richard ...
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