The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom Book
If you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself." -Bob Fenster
The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting-think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff).
Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race.
* Covering such topics as "My Favorite Morons," "It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time," "The Surprising Things People Don't Know," and "Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate," this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant.
* Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity.
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8 During the Civil War , a businessman asked President Lincoln for a pass , so he could travel to Richmond , capital of the Confederacy .
That's how we got these original and patented beauties : 1 ) Railroad trains built with rails on top of each car so a fast train could pass a ...
... the Marquis of Waterford used to treat the poor of London to a drink by hauling casks of gin into the streets and pouring for anyone who passed by .
... effective immediately , because we received notice that you have passed away . You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances .
When a century has passed , all thought of our so - called talking pictures will have been abandoned . ” 7 ) A year later H. M. Warner , head of Warner Bros ...
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This is supposed to be about stupidity. Much of it is factual, but it is sprinkled with errors of fact itself. It's still amusing, but annoying in parts. Read full review