The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookIf you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself." -Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting-think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as "My Favorite Morons," "It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time," "The Surprising Things People Don't Know," and "Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate," this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... painting of a storm over the ocean . " Pity , " the king said to the artist , " that you had such bloody awful weather . " # 1 In 2001 a North Carolina man phoned police and complained that a thief had stolen his marijuana plants . When ...
... painted green , and ate nothing but green food . 3 ) Beau Brummell , arbiter of fashion for Regency England , declared vegetables unfashionable . Asked by a society matron if he had ever eaten a vegetable , Brummell replied , " Yes ...
... painting . " I only kissed it to cheer it up , " she said in her defense . " It looked so cold . " It cost the museum $ 1,260 to remove her lipstick from the canvas . A gang of eleven professional thieves pulled off one of the biggest ...
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