The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookIf you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself." -Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting-think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as "My Favorite Morons," "It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time," "The Surprising Things People Don't Know," and "Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate," this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... Semi - Smart : Put Down That Cat , We Surrender ! Those Arrogant Fools ! Nothing Could Be That Funny 165 179 191 Chapter 16 : She Was No Raccoon : The Surprising Things People Don't Know 205 Chapter 17 : I Just Made One Little Mistake :
A Bathroom Book Bob Fenster. Chapter 17 : I Just Made One Little Mistake : Rock Raines and the Utopian Turtletop 219 Chapter 18 : The Department of Misclarification : If I Was a Giraffe and Somebody Said I Was a Snake 230 Chapter 19 ...
... mistake , then you're definitely in the right place . Over the years that I've been studying and writing about stupidity , my research keeps returning to one central question : Are stupid people going to ruin it for the rest of us ? Not ...
... mistake , her husband had to leave for the company picnic without his lunch . How could she be expected to live with that shame ? She couldn't . Why didn't her husband set his own alarm clock or make his own lunch ? Ask any woman who's ...
... mistakes , you see that we all make them for the same reason : It seemed like a good idea at the time . We tend to miss ... mistake : serving as vice president to Lyndon Johnson . This was like a man who wants to learn leather - craft ...