The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookIf you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself." -Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting-think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as "My Favorite Morons," "It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time," "The Surprising Things People Don't Know," and "Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate," this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... million people - all in the name of the younger brother of the Prince of Peace . When his rebellion finally collapsed , Hung committed suicide . So did one hundred thousand of his followers , making other religion - based sui- cides ...
... millions and turn out to be worthless . But public officials also have lots of small , cheap , useless ideas . The Department of Social Services in South Carolina sent out this letter : " Your food stamps have been canceled , effective ...
... millions producing shows . But the studio almost made nothing . In 1946 Fox boss Darryl Zanuck dis- missed the idea that television would ever become popular . " People will soon get tired of staring at a plywood box every night , " he ...
... Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday after- noon . " 3 ) In 2004 Canada rolled out a new campaign to attract tourists with magazine ads headlined : " So unbelievably beautiful it's ...
... million from the vaults . True , they over- looked another $ 800,000 in cash and left it behind . But they got away with the $ 2 million . Almost . Police failed to solve the crime for years . Then eleven days before the statute of ...