The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookIf you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself." -Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting-think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as "My Favorite Morons," "It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time," "The Surprising Things People Don't Know," and "Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate," this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... manager to complain . Then he called again and again . After the fiftieth complaint , he was arrested for harassment and sentenced to thirty days in the county lockup . What was the worker's complaint ? He felt he should 6 All - Skate ...
... manager had rated him Highly Successful . Perhaps complaining is a trait of highly successful , but not outstand- ing , people . # 8 In 1798 England's Bishop of Durham took the floor in the House of Lords and issued a grave warning to ...
... manager to come up with this original strategy : He faked an assassination attempt to gain the sympathy vote . To make the attack look convincing , the politico stabbed himself in the leg . He severed an artery and bled to death before ...
... What warning was on the prescription ? " Side effects may include nausea , dizziness , anxiety , impotence , and eligibility for execution . " Also not getting it was a movie theater manager in It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time 29.
A Bathroom Book Bob Fenster. Also not getting it was a movie theater manager in South Korea , who decided that The Sound of Music was playing too long . So one evening he went up to the projection booth with a pair of scissors and ...