The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookIf you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself." -Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting-think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as "My Favorite Morons," "It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time," "The Surprising Things People Don't Know," and "Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate," this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... or billionaires with trick hair . But there are no limits on fools . Idiots make grand company - entertaining , never predictable- and they can always make room for one more at the party . The world is a mess if you try to look.
A Bathroom Book Bob Fenster. The world is a mess if you try to look at it intelligently . But it's an idiot's delight , since stupidity can strike at any time from any direction . When Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld arrived for a ...
... look convincing , the politico stabbed himself in the leg . He severed an artery and bled to death before he could make his final campaign speech . # 10 Singer Ganna Walska had one of the all - time worst voices ever heard in opera ...
... look at some of the best ideas ever created and think : No way , not a chance , it'll never work . Then they make an even bigger mistake : They go public with their dumb predictions . In 1876 President Rutherford Hayes was given an ...
... look at the vast array of deadly weapons available to our mil- itary , you may think there is no need to invent more killing machines . One of Europe's great military engineers agreed , declaring , " I will ignore all ideas for new ...