The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookIf you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself." -Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting-think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as "My Favorite Morons," "It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time," "The Surprising Things People Don't Know," and "Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate," this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... kids , ages four and six , and ran away to North Carolina after a custody dispute with her ex - husband . For the next two years , the woman lived as a man with another woman . She convinced her kids that she was not their mother but ...
... kid could play with or wear that many gifts , she'd be too old for them . Society has a strange power to compel people to accept absurd ideas as not only proper but absolutely required . Consider men's neckties . " Here's a good idea ...
... kid , but one or two parents can screw up the job on their own . Here are two mamas and two papas who didn't need any help at all . 1 ) Many stage mothers have big dreams about their kids being dis- covered by Hollywood . A Detroit ...
... kids would catch polio . When a vaccine was developed , the government set up a program to vaccinate children across the country . But the program quickly ran out of supplies . The federal official in charge of the program explained ...
... wasting $ 4 million on New Coke before admitting defeat and bringing back the Coke no one had wanted to get rid of in the first place . HI KIDS ! CHAPTER 6 Playing with Fire : I'm 70 All - Skate at the Fool - o - Drome.