The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookIf you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself." -Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting-think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as "My Favorite Morons," "It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time," "The Surprising Things People Don't Know," and "Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate," this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... judges are all fools ? " " Oh no , Mr. Chief Justice , " Dean Robert Hutchins replied , " we let them find that out for themselves . " That's the educational approach most of life takes : You have to find out for yourself that the world ...
... Judge Charles Hearn signed a death warrant by adding a smiley face to his signature . The defense lawyer objected , arguing that it was like the judge saying , “ Have a nice death . " To raise funds for their national team , Ecuador's ...
... judge explained the court's decision : " Eligibility for execution is the only unwanted consequence of the medication . " What warning was on the prescription ? " Side effects may include nausea , dizziness , anxiety , impotence , and ...
... judge . After his conviction , the killer appealed on the grounds that the attack had prejudiced the judge against him . Twenty years later a man in Washington state was on trial for assault when he slugged his defense lawyer in the ...
... judge said the lawyer had filed it in the wrong jurisdiction . Satan , the judge ruled , was not a Pennsylvania resident . In the old days of bare - knuckle boxing , rounds weren't timed . Each round lasted until one of the boxers was ...