The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookIf you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself." -Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting-think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as "My Favorite Morons," "It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time," "The Surprising Things People Don't Know," and "Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate," this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... Canadian friends died in a head - on snowmobile collision . But it wasn't an accident . These geniuses were playing a game of snow chicken and they tied . # 15 World - class idiots will try to solve 4 All - Skate at the Fool - o - Drome.
... head on the con- crete , and died of brain damage , although he may have suffered the brain damage prior to the fall . # 10 When his South Carolina house caught fire , a man was lucky to get out alive . Standing outside , he suddenly ...
... long . After college , Gould moved to North Dakota on a self - inspired research mission to measure the heads of Mandan and Chippewa Indians . Gould spent years talking fifteen hundred Indians into letting him My Favorite Morons.
... heads - even though his work had no scientific relevance . Gould then moved to Greenwich Village in the years prior to World War I , where he became the Village's first Bohemian poet . As a writer , he produced massive treatises that ...
... heads , and Rice Krispies . People don't eat such creations without reservations . That's what you have to make because the restaurant is so popular . Some really terrible food ideas are promoted by food marketing groups trying to ...