The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookIf you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself." -Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting-think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as "My Favorite Morons," "It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time," "The Surprising Things People Don't Know," and "Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate," this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... give it to you . " Despite all his humiliations , Humphrey never got to be president . He lost that election to a politician who suffered even greater humilia- tions to get the job : Richard M. Nixon . The government is a major producer ...
... Union needed a wake - up call . Unfortunately , there was no one to give them a wake - up call , since they didn't have phones . Also looking the future straight in the face and missing 32 ( All - Skate at the Fool - o - Drome.
... give thought to the Pilgrim Mothers , " he added , " for they not only had to endure everything the Pilgrim Fathers endured , but they had to endure also the Pilgrim Fathers . " The Russian revolution might never have happened if the ...
... give ( TV star ) Lee Majors his start in act- ing . You can't pin that one on me . " In correcting abuse , all revolutions institute their own . But for abuse above and beyond the call of revenge , we look to those enlightened ...
... 'm a very demanding believer . " Poet Robert Frost : " Forgive , O Lord , my little jokes on thee , and I'll for- give thy great big one on me . " CHAPTER 5 Those Happy Fools ! Anyone Want to Push 56 All - Skate at the Fool - o - Drome.