The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookIf you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself." -Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting-think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as "My Favorite Morons," "It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time," "The Surprising Things People Don't Know," and "Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate," this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... Fool - o - Drome ... 1 My Favorite Morons : They Challenge Fish , They Mail Themselves 3 Chapter 2 : The Society for ... Fools ! Anyone Want to Push a Wheelbarrow Over the Rockies ? Chapter 6 : Chapter 7 : Playing with Fire : I'm Not ...
... fools ? " " Oh no , Mr. Chief Justice , " Dean Robert Hutchins replied , " we let them find that out for themselves ... fool thing we want to do , " Senator William Fulbright said , " and we seem to do it about every ten minutes ...
... before I dismiss the class , one reminder : When you go back out into the world , you can be mostly smart or mostly stupid . I recom- mend mostly smart . Less competition . PART I All - Skate at the Fool - o viii Introduction.
A Bathroom Book Bob Fenster. PART I All - Skate at the Fool - o - Drome CHAPTER 1 Themselves You're about to enjoy one of the.
... he called again and again . After the fiftieth complaint , he was arrested for harassment and sentenced to thirty days in the county lockup . What was the worker's complaint ? He felt he should 6 All - Skate at the Fool - o - Drome.