The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookIf you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself." -Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting-think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as "My Favorite Morons," "It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time," "The Surprising Things People Don't Know," and "Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate," this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... Don't Just Do Something , Stand There I'd Like a Few Words with You : 94 105 erman and the All - Mundus Girl Next Door 122 Chapter 11 : Chapter 12 : Who Will Your Llama Spit on Next ? The Crisis of Power On the Job : 135 Moving at the ...
... don't fix it , the generals yell , " Charge ! " We believe them , too . Aren't brains great ? Teachers tell us to study . Pop stars tell us being sexy is smarter than being smart . Advertising tells us the more we buy , the sexier we ...
... don't turn your back on . What makes the story stranger is that five years earlier , the Petaluma cops found a woman keeping two hundred cats in her house . That was slightly less eccentric because people who hoard animals typ- ically ...
... don't exist , like the South Korean woman who hung herself in 1987 because she forgot to set her clock ahead when the country switched to daylight savings time . Due to her mistake , her husband had to leave for the company picnic ...
... don't like the way our government is run , why don't you do something about it ? Hey , complaining is doing something . Then there's Canadian fisherman Russell Arundel , who went one step beyond and declared a small island off the coast ...