The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookIf you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself." -Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting-think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as "My Favorite Morons," "It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time," "The Surprising Things People Don't Know," and "Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate," this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... died in a head - on snowmobile collision . But it wasn't an accident . These geniuses were playing a game of snow chicken and they tied . # 15 World - class idiots will try to solve 4 All - Skate at the Fool - o - Drome.
... died of brain damage , although he may have suffered the brain damage prior to the fall . # 10 When his South Carolina house caught fire , a man was lucky to get out alive . Standing outside , he suddenly rushed back into the burning ...
... died in 1989 while elevator surfing - riding on the top of an elevator car as it zips up and down a high - rise building . That was a dumb way to die , but you'd think at least he served as a warning to other thrill - seeking teens . No ...
... died ? Dressed in his favorite suit , Bentham was varnished , then displayed in a wooden cabinet in University College in London . During the 1912 Indy 500 , race car driver Ralph. The Society for Creative Stupidity : Let's Fly Naked and ...
... died and was buried in a chocolate - covered coffin . The next time someone tells you to clean up your desk or your room , sim- ply refer them to writer Robert Pirsig , who noted , " One thing about pio- neers that you don't hear ...