The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookIf you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself." -Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting-think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as "My Favorite Morons," "It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time," "The Surprising Things People Don't Know," and "Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate," this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... French agents were attempting to undermine British society by smuggling ballet dancers into the country . The ballerinas couldn't have done any worse against the British than the French army did . # 7 man in New Zealand was arrested for ...
... French sect known as the Multiplicants took a con- densed approach to marriage . Each Multiplicant marriage lasted for a sin- gle day , with consummation taking place in church in full view of the congregation . # 4 In Russia a sect ...
... French spies were heating the floors to burn his feet . So he walked on tiptoe anytime he went indoors . In 1977 Emma Disley climbed the tallest mountain in Wales . It was only 4,000 feet , not a major climbing feat - except that she ...
... French University of Toulouse wasn't bringing in enough money through student tuition . How did the school raise the revenue ? Not from alumni - but by opening the Abbaye , a university brothel . The town of Islamorada , Florida , built ...
... French . During the Reign of Terror that followed the French Revolution It's Not My Fault 53.