The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookIf you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself." -Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting-think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as "My Favorite Morons," "It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time," "The Surprising Things People Don't Know," and "Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate," this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... sales promotional use . For information , please write to : Special Sales Department , Andrews McMeel Publishing , LLC , 4520 Main Street , Kansas City , Missouri 64111 . Introduction CONTENTS vii Chapter 1 : PARTI All - Skate.
... Chapter 3 : Chapter 4 : It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time : Stab Me , Stab Me Here It's Not My Fault : They Wouldn't Have Been Beautiful Anyway 124 15 28 43 Chapter 5 : Those Happy Fools ! Anyone Want to Push a Wheelbarrow Over the ...
... Chapter 19 : America's Most Catchable : The Fainting Bank Robber and Other Volunteers at the Iron Hotel 245 Chapter 20 : Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate : This Coffee Doesn't Taste Quite Right 257 Chapter 21 : Golden Oldies : When Trees ...
A Bathroom Book Bob Fenster. PART I All - Skate at the Fool - o - Drome CHAPTER 1 Themselves You're about to enjoy one of the.
A Bathroom Book Bob Fenster. CHAPTER 1 Themselves You're about to enjoy one of the great private pleasures of life : the pause to reflect that no matter what stupid things you've done in your life ( or are at this moment doing ) , you're ...