The Big Book of Duh: A Bathroom BookIf you are stupid, then you're too dumb to know it. If you're smart, then you are no doubt smart enough to doubt yourself." -Bob Fenster The Big Book of Duh! is the perfect read regardless of where you happen to be sitting-think Uncle John's Bathroom Reader meets The Darwin Awards (without any of the dreary dead stuff). Proving there is a lot of reading going on in suburbia's smallest room, more than 1.5 million copies of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader have been sold since its first publication in 1988. As the new water-closet contender, Bob Fenster continues his romp into areas of idiot intrigue by chronicling the folly and reckless abandon of the human race. * Covering such topics as "My Favorite Morons," "It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time," "The Surprising Things People Don't Know," and "Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate," this compendium chronicles the densely inept and decidedly ignorant. * Featuring outrageous new stories plus the best material from the previous Duh! books, this compilation is the ultimate collection of human stupidity. |
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... America . No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without written permission except in the case of reprints in the context of reviews . For information , write Andrews McMeel Publishing , LLC , an Andrews ...
... America's Most Catchable : The Fainting Bank Robber and Other Volunteers at the Iron Hotel 245 Chapter 20 : Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate : This Coffee Doesn't Taste Quite Right 257 Chapter 21 : Golden Oldies : When Trees Gave Birth to ...
... America's elevator surfers . They took up the brief - lived sport of riding on the top of the high - speed electric trains . Boys who didn't squat low enough under the train trestles were decap- itated . Others lost their balance and ...
... America's favorite little girl turned eight , she received 135,000 presents . By the time the kid could play with or wear that many gifts , she'd be too old for them . Society has a strange power to compel people to accept absurd ideas ...
... America's most advanced technology company at the time , Western Union , which ran the nation's telegraph system . Western Union executives examined the phone and decided it would never replace the telegraph . " This telephone , " a ...