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SOME wit of old-fuch wits of old there were
Whose hints fhow'd meaning, whofe allufions care,
By one brave ftroke to mark all human-kind,
Call'd clear blank paper ev'ry infant mind;
When ftill, as opening fenfe her dictates wrote,
Fair virtue put a feal, or vice a blot.

The thought was happy, pertinent, and true;
Methinks a genius might the plan pursue.
I (can you pardon my prefumption), I-
No wit, no genius, yet for once will try.

Various the papers various wants produce,
The wants of fashion, elegance, and ufe,
Men are as various: and, if right I fcan,
Each fort of paper reprefents fome man.

Pray note the fop-half powder and half lace-
Nice, as a bandbox were his dwelling-place:
He's the gilt-paper, which apart you store,
And lock from vulgar hands in the 'fcrutoire.

Mechanics, fervants, farmers, and fo forth,
Are copy-paper, of inferior worth;

Lefs priz'd, more ufeful, for your desk decreed,
Free to all pens, and prompt at ev'ry need.

The wretch whom av'rice bids to pinch and spare,
Starve, cheat, and pilfer, to enrich an heir,
Is coarfe brown paper; fuch as pedlars choose
To wrap up wares, which better men will use.

Take next the mifer's contraft, who deftroys Health, fame, and fortune, in a round of joys. Will any paper match him? Yes, throughout, He's a true finking-paper, paft all doubt.


The retail politician's anxious thought
Deems this fide always right, and that tark nought;
He foams with cenfure; with applause he raves-.
A dupe to rumours, and a tool of knaves
He'll want no type his weakness to proclaim,
While fuch a thing as fools-cap has a name.

The hafty gentleman, whose blood runs high,
Who picks a quarrel, if you ftep awry,
Who can't a jest, or hint, or look endure:
What's he? What? Touch-paper to be fure.

What are our poets, take them as they fall,
Good, bad, rich, poor, much read, not read at all?
Them and their works in the fame clafs you'll find;
They are the mere wafte-paper of mankind.

Obferve the maiden, innocently fweet,
She's fair white-paper, an unfullied fheet;
On which the happy man whom fate ordains,
May write his name, and take her for his pains.

One inftance more, and only one I'll bring; Tis the great man who fcorns a little thing, Whose thoughts, whofe deeds, whose maxims are his own, Form'd on the feelings of his heart alone : True genuine royal-paper is his breaft; Of all the kinds moft precious, pureft, beft,


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I AM apprehensive that I shall not be able to find leifure for making all the difquifitions and experiments which would be defirable on this fubject. I muft, therefore, content myself with a few remarks.

The specific gravity of fome human bodies, in comparison to that of water, has been examined by M. Robinson, in our philofophical Transactions, volume 50, page 30, for the year 1757. He afferts, that fat perfons with small bones float moft eafily upon water.

The diving bell is accurately described in our Tranfactions.

When I was a boy, I made two oval pallets, each about ten inches long, and six broad, with a hole for the thumb, in order to retain it fast in the palm of my hand. They much refemble a painter's pallets. In fwimming I pushed the edges of these forward, and I ftruck the water with their flat furfaces as I drew them back. I remember I fwam fafter by means of thefe pallets, but they fatigued my wrifts.-I alfo fitted to the foles of my feet a kind of fandals; but I was not fatisfied with them, because I obferved that the ftroke is partly given by the infide of the feet and the ancles, and not entirely with the foles of the feet.

We have here waistcoats for swimming, which are made of double fail-cloth, with fmall pieces of cork quilted in between them.

* Tranflator of Dr. Franklin's works into French.

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I know nothing of the fcaphandre of M. de la Chapelle.

I know by experience that it is a great comfort to a swimmer, who has a confiderable diftance to go, to turn himself fometimes on his back, and to vary in other refpects the means of procuring a progreffive motion.

When he is feized with the cramp in the leg, the method of driving it away is to give to the parts affected a fudden, vigorous, and violent fhock; which he may do in the air as he fwims on his back.

During the great heats of fummer there is no danger in bathing, however warm we may be, in rivers which have been thoroughly warmed by the fun. But to throw oneself into cold fpring water, when the body has been heated in the fun, is an imprudence which may prove fatal. I once knew an instance of four young men, who having worked at harvest in the heat of the day, with a view of refreshing themselves plunged into a fpring of cold water: two died upon the spot, a third the next morning, and the fourth recovered with great difficulty. A copious draught of cold water, in fimilar circumstances, is frequently attended with the same effect in North Ame


The exercife of fwimming is one of the moft healthy and agreeable in the world. After having fwam for an hour or two in the evening, one fleeps coolly the whole night, even during the moft ardent heat of fummer. Perhaps the pores being cleanfed, the infenfible perfpiration increafes and occafions this coolnefs.It is certain that much swimming is the means of ftopping a diarrhoea, and even of producing a conftipation. With refpect to those who do not know how to


fwim, or who are affected with a diarrhoea at a feafon which does not permit them to use that exercife, a warm bath, by cleanfing and purifying the fkin, is found very falutary, and often effects a radical cure. Ifpeak from my own experience, frequently repeated, and that of others to whom I have recommended this

You will not be difpleafed if I conclude these hafty remarks by informing you, that as the ordinary method of fwimming is reduced to the act of rowing with the arms and legs, and is confequently a laborious and fatiguing operation when the space of water to be croffed is confiderable; there is a method in which a swinimer may pafs to great diftances with much facility, by means of a fail. This discovery I fortunately made by accident, and in the following manner.


When I was a boy I amufed myself one day with flying a paper kite; and approaching the bank of a pond, which was near a mile broad, I tied the ftring to a stake, and the kite afcended to a very confiderable height above the pond, while I was swimming. In a little time, being defirous of amufing myself with my kite, and enjoying at the fame time the pleasure of fwimming, I returned; and loofing from the flake the ftring with the little ftick which was faftened to it, went again into the water, where I found, that, lying on my back and holding the stick in my hands, I was drawn along the furface of the water in a very agreeable manner. Having then engaged another boy to carry my clothes round the pond, to a place which I pointed out to him on the other fide, I began to crofs the pond with my kite, which carried me quite over without the leaft fatigue, and with the greatest pleasure imaginable. I was only obliged occafionally to halt a little in my courfe, and refift its progrefs,



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