Song Who studied with me at the U niversity of Gottingen, niversity of Gottingen. 85 [Weeps, and pulls out a blue kerchief, with which he wipes his eyes; gazing tenderly at it, he proceeds II Sweet kerchief, check'd with heavenly blue, At least I thought so at the U niversity of Gottingen, niversity of Gottingen. [At the repetition of this line he clanks his chains in cadence. III Barbs! Barbs! alas! how swift you flew, Her neat post-wagon trotting in! Ye bore Matilda from my view; niversity of Gottingen, niversity of Gottingen. IV This faded form! this pallid hue! niversity of Gottingen, There first for thee my passion grew, VI Sun, moon and thou, vain world, adieu, el, never shall I see the U niversity of Gottingen, niversity of Gottingen. [During the last stanza he dashes his head repeatedly against the walls of his prison; and, finally, so hard as to produce a visible contusion; he then throws himself on the floor in an agony. The curtain drops; the music still continuing to play till it is wholly fallen. George Canning. LYING I DO confess, in many a sigh, My lips have breath'd you many a lie, Nay-look not thus, with brow reproving: If half we swear to think and do, When nature turns your teeth to pearl, Strictly Germ-Proof And now, my gentle hints to clear, Thomas Moore. 87 STRICTLY GERM-PROOF THE Antiseptic Baby and the Prophylactic Pup Were playing in the garden when the Bunny gamboled up; They looked upon the Creature with a loathing undisguised; It wasn't Disinfected and it wasn't Sterilized. They said it was a Microbe and a Hotbed of Disease; In sulphureted hydrogen they steeped its wiggly ears; They trimmed its frisky whiskers with a pair of hard-boiled shears; They donned their rubber mittens and they took it by the hand And 'lected it a member of the Fumigated Band. There's not a Micrococcus in the garden where they play; Arthur Guiterman. THE LAY OF THE LOVER'S FRIEND AIR-" The days we went a-gipsying." I WOULD all womankind were dead, For they have been a bitter plague No female face hath shown me grace But 'tis the most infernal bore, Of all the bores I know, To have a friend who's lost his heart Whene'er we steam it to Blackwall, Or climb the slopes of Richmond Hill, Then, for my sins, he straight begins. Oh, 'tis the most tremendous bore, To have a friend who's lost his heart In vain you pour into his ear In vain you try to rouse him by Joke, repartee, or quiz; His sole reply's a burning sigh, And "What a mind it is!" O Lord! it is the greatest bore, To have a friend who's lost his heart Man's Place in Nature I've heard her thoroughly described And all the while I've tried to smile, He waxes strong upon his pangs, But oh! it is the heaviest bore, To have a friend who's lost his heart I really wish he'd do like me But he has not the sportive mood And so I would all women could Be banished o'er the sea. For 'tis the most egregious bore, Of all the bores I know, To have a friend who's lost his heart William E. Aytoun. MAN'S PLACE IN NATURE DEDICATED TO DARWIN AND HUXLEY THEY told him gently he was made That man no lengthened part had played Anterior to the Flood. 'Twas all in vain; he heeded not, Referring plant and worm, Fish, reptile, ape, and Hottentot, To one primordial germ. 89 |